Grammar Guide
The English Department:
Sentences Diagrammed,
Infinitives Split,
Participles Dangled
While You Wait.
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The English Department is a "Work in Progress"
and will be updated on a fairly regular basis.
(I hope!) January 30, 1999
It's here...the new update is in place, with another list of misused and abused words and phrases. Please check out The English Department, Part 4.
I do have an on-line resource to recommend: Common Errors in English is a wonderful page, with an alphpabetical listing of, well, common errors in English! Each entry is a link to an explanation of the right and wrong usage/spelling of tricky (or not-so-tricky) words. There are other links, relating to words and phrases that used to be trouble, but have come into more acceptable usage; plus a list of frequently misspelled words. There is also a list of other on-line resources for writers.
And don't forget Kipler's The Elements of Phyle--a grammar guide written in a style after my own heart.
Be sure to visit The Supplement Page while you're here, and Details, Details!--a page devoted to problem words and phrases used in Voyager/Star Trek stories.
All right, so I haven't diagrammed a sentence since grade school; but I can split infinitives in the finest Star Trek tradition; and I'm sure I've dangled a participle or two in my time. However, after my first few months immersed in the world of net-publishing, I decided to post a reference guide that people might find useful. I've been writing and publishing fanfic for over 20 years. I used to teach elementary school English--but I don't claim to be an absolute expert when it comes to the vagaries of the English language; and I make mistakes, too, because sometimes I write in a hurry, and I'm a poor typist, as well. However, I'd like to help stamp out some of the more common and pointless errors I've seen in many, many stories out there on the Internet.
Nothing ruins a good read for me faster than having to put up with mistakes in usage and punctuation. Granted, English is a weird language with very strange rules. Live with it. There was much heated debate and argument in print fandom not too long ago about the need for being accurate and correct in fan writing. The cry of "It's just a hobby!" (from writers and editors alike) seemed to be the most common excuse for all the typos, misspellings, lousy punctuation and misuse of words that were proliferating zines.
Sorry, I never bought that. If I'm going to write a story that I want people to read and enjoy, then I want it to be as close to perfect as possible. If you care enough about your work to present it to an audience--even a limited fannish one--then you have to care about format and appearance as well as content. The occasional typo is one thing; the same errors made over and over are a bloody nuisance!
Am I ranting? Well, yes, a little, but the 'net is famed for that. Do I have strong opinions about this? Darn straight. So, indulge me...if you've forgotten what you learned in English class, or are still a student, or just never bothered to memorize some of the basics, then allow me to offer some help.
A few basic rules first, ones I follow every day:
Rule #1: If you're writing with a fairly decent word-processing program, then use the spell-checker!! It's not foolproof--you'll probably have to add names of characters and technical terms--and it will be of limited help with synonyms. But it's the place to start for self-editing. (Did I run this article through a spell-checker? Yes, twice.)
Rule #2: Be your own editor. Look things up! Use a dictionary--there should be one right there by the computer while you're writing; watch the credits of a show. Check a few other stories, or look at pro novels* to see how things are done. Don't let that "ST: Encyclopedia" gather dust on the coffee table. Learn from what you read. (Did I look things up as I was writing this? You bet I did. More than once.)
(*Long aside: If you're going to use a Trek novel that's hanging around, don't pick up one by Diane Carey or Michael Jan Friedman. The former seems to rely on a really weird thesaurus [describing how a character was feeling anxious: "His hands were rosined with sweat." Hmm, last time I checked, rosin was a dry powder used to keep your hands from sweating.] Friedman doesn't seem to know what a thesaurus is...shall we count the number of times he used the word "grunted" in the "Day of Honor" novelization? Let's not. Look into Christie Golden's "The Murdered Sun" and "Marooned" to see how a decent author handles the mechanics of writing.)
Rule #3: Ask for help. If you're not too shy to do it, get someone else to read your work before you publish it. I find it disconcerting and difficult to proofread on-screen; I still prefer the hard copy and a red pen. But you're bound to find a friend or fellow fan somewhere who can help out, and it's always a good idea to have another set of eyes look for glitches. Or, again, look it up. Try the "Elements of Style," "Essentials of English," or any basic grammar guide you can find in your library or bookstore.
Rule #4: Read what you've written, and don't be afraid to revise. Your words are not etched in gold, nor are they carved in stone. Rewriting and correcting have become so much easier with word-processing, yet people seem less willing to bother with it now.
Rule #5: Learn, learn, learn. It's no good finding out what mistakes you've been making, if you correct them in your current work, then go on and make them in future writing! Try to get it right every time, and you'll save time and effort.
Now, let's begin with some of the most common mistakes that can be found even in the best of stories:
Its and It's.
This is probably the most common mistake writers make.
Its is a possessive pronoun. No apostrophe. "The dog buried its bone." "The starship lost its starboard nacelle."
It's is a contraction for "It is" or "It has." "It's a nice day." "It's been a long journey."
Other possessive pronouns that follow the "s" form--ours, yours, hers, theirs--likewise do not take an apostrophe.
Addendum: Contractions (including ones like let's--short for "let us") always take an apostrophe.
Whose and Who's.
Again, one is a possessive, and the other is a contraction.
Whose. Possessive, no apostrophe. "Whose weapon is this?"
Who's. Short for "Who is" or "Who has." "I want to know who's been messing with the replicators, and who's going to fix them."
Your and You're.
Oh, those pesky pronouns! With the same rules as those above.
Your. Possessive, no apostrophe. "Have you lost your mind?"
You're. Short for "You are." "You're going to get into trouble."
Well, color me embarrassed! I committed a major usage faux pas here...and am I glad I was the first one to catch it! The words described above and just below are not synonyms (words with similiar meanings), they're homonyms, words that sound alike but have different meanings and spellings! (Although, technically, some homonyms do have the same spelling.Homophone is the more correct term, but is not as widely used. Then there are homographs, where the pronunciation differs, such as record (the disk), and record (to make a recording). Properly confused now? Just give me a slap upside the head for getting the terms mixed up. Corrections follow:
There, They're, and Their.
Homonyms can be such a bother!
There is an adverb, meaning at or in that place, often used as an intensifier. "We're going over there." "Tom there is our best pilot."
There's is the contraction for "There is" or "There has." "There's the ship." "There's been an incident in the mess hall."
They're is a contraction for "they are." "They're going to lose that battle."
Their is a possessive pronoun. ""The aliens have lost their weapons." (See above for the plural rule on theirs.)
Lose and Loose.
Ah, but these two are not homonyms!
Lose (pronounced Lew's) is the opposite of find or win. "You're going to lose that bet." "We're losing the link." "They thought the lieutenant was a loser."
Loose (rhymes with noose) is the opposite of tight. "This uniform feels loose." "Loosen up, Tuvok."
Lead and Led.
The past tense of the verb "to lead" (rhymes with bead) is "led" (rhymes with bed). "I will lead my people to victory." "He led his people to victory."
Lead pronounced "led" is the metal. "The protective case had a lead lining."
The past tense of "to read" is pronounced, but not spelled "red."
Phase and Faze.
Phase means a stage of development; a recurring form; a part of a cycle. "We're in phase one of our plan." "The moon is in its waxing phase."
Faze means to bother or disturb. "The potential for danger did not faze him."
It's not alright.
"Alright" is not a word. It's the incorrect spelling of all right. Unfortunately, it's come into more common usage lately. Try to avoid it.
A lot to remember?
There is no such word as "alot." That's a misspelling of a lot: "The ship was in a lot of trouble. Allot, however, means to give, assign or apportion.
The Dis Words.
Disappoint, disapprove and disappear have one "s" and two "p's," not the other way around! The prefix "dis" means negation, lack or invalidation.
Yes, there are some words spelled with "diss"--if you're not sure, look it up!!
Character names.
There is nothing more annoying than reading a fan story wherein the author got the name of a major character wrong. You can find the correct spelling in the credits, or TV Guide, or a reference book!! I can't even count the number of ways I've seen "B'Elanna" and "Kathryn" misspelled on the 'net! And they've been right up there in the opening credits of Voyager for four seasons.
It's harder to know how to deal with alien names and technobabble, however. This will usually turn out to be a judgement call, unless it can be referenced somewhere.
Punctuating Quotations.
Oh, this is a tricky one. Bear with me as I try to explain.
Don't capitalize pronouns (or verbs!) that follow quoted dialogue, unless the quote ends a sentence. It's the punctuation at the end of the quote that tends to confuse people. (Of course, the only pronoun that's always capitalized is "I.")
Examples:
"There's a problem with the warp core," she said. (Comma, no trouble.)
"Are you sure?" asked Captain Janeway. (The question mark doesn't mean the sentence ended! It ends with the period after Janeway. Don't capitalize the verb!)
"There's a problem with the warp core?" she asked. (Same as above--the sentence ends with the period, not the question mark. Don't capitalize the pronoun!)
"There's a problem with the warp core!" she exclaimed. (Same as above--the exclamation point does not end the sentence.)
However....
(Ha--knew there was a catch, didn't you?)
If you let a quote stand alone, with a sentence after it that begins with a pronoun, that's a different story.
B'Elanna led the captain to the control panel. "There's a problem with the warp core." She indicated the suspect readings. "They've been fluctuating for hours," she continued.
See how that works?
And watch out for proper nouns, especially ranks and titles!
"What caused this problem?" Commander Chakotay asked.
Articles follow the pronoun rule:
"Can you help?" the lieutenant inquired.
Speaking of ranks...
I can't blame anyone for getting this mixed up, since they have a hard time getting it right in any Trek series!
If someone holds the rank of Lieutenant Commander (Data, Worf, Dax, Tuvok), they are directly addressed as "Commander." (Not "Lieutenant," as they let Seven of Nine do in what--two episodes??) The person can be introduced or referred to as Lieutenant Commander, however: "Ambassador, this is Lieutenant Commander Tuvok." "A pleasure to meet you, Commander."
But...
(Oops! Another catch.)
If Captain Sisko wanted someone to find Dax, for instance, he could say, "Locate the commander, would you?"
See?
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More problems writers face: (Added 2/16/98)
Lay and Lie.
Two very easily confused words. Lay, laid, laid: principal parts of the verb which means "to put (place) down, or in position." "I shall lay the rug." "I laid the rug." "I have laid the rug." Lay is a transitive verb; that is, it takes an object.
Lie, lay, lain: principal parts of the verb which means "to recline or repose." "She will lie in the hammock." "She is lying in the hammock." "She lay in the hammock yesterday." "She has lain there all afternoon." Lie is an intransitive verb; it never takes an object.
Oh, yes...and how was she lying in the hammock??
Supine means lying on the back, or with the face upward.
Prone means lying with the front or face downward.
Oh, and a person can also be lying prostrate (face down or full-length) but not prostate (which is a problem only men have to worry about...)
More exceptions.
These two words are often confused:
Accept means "to receive." "Will they accept the terms of our offer?"
Except means "to leave out." "They agreed to everything except the final provision."
Dash it all.
Punctuation can be especially tricky when publishing on the 'net, where special typographic characters play hell with text files. Smart quotes (ones that turn in and out) are verboten, and certain servers won't accept italics for emphasis (most people then rely on asteriks).
Here's a problem I've encountered in several stories lately: the confusing of a dash with a hyphen. To indicate a sharp or sudden break in the normal or expected flow of narrative or dialogue, a dash is required. Ordinarily, this would appear as a single, long unbroken line. But it usually can't be reproduced outside a word-processing program. Therefore, you substitute a double hyphen:
There was nothing to indicate--at least as far as she sould see--that there was a problem with the controls.
(A dash can also separate parenthetical ideas, or ones used as afterthoughts:)
His first view of Voyager--tethered to the docking pylon--was breathtaking.
The ship was flying smoothly--or so it seemed.
(In dialogue, a dash indicates halting or hesitant speech:)
"There's nothing wrong; I just--want to get out of here," she explained anxiously.
A hyphen ( - ), a single short line, divides words that wrap around lines, or joins compound words:
twenty-something
high-pressure
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