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WARNING!!!!!: This is a very serious update. With the breaking news that the CIA has had a Russian spy working there for nearly 15 years giving away important secrets, Snollid Records decided to give their employees a loyalty check. Unfortunately, Snollid has been a victim of espionage as well. Apparently one of our staff members has been stealing songs from the Bteam and selling them to the Russian(communist?) 80's hairband Autograph. Did you know the "Turn Up the Radio" was originally a Bteam song? Something to think about....
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We here at Snollid will keep you updated on these events as we find out more information. The employees name is not been released as of right now, but he will most certainly hang for treason. Boycott Autograph. -Dick Manley
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More Updates: Folks, Dick Manley is an updating SOB. We've added a new OSB picture! Check it out!
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Welcome to www.snollidrecords.com. So you wanted it, you get it people!! Due to the overwhelming success of the previous Snollid tours, the Shit Hits the Fan tour, the 50 States in 6 Days tour, and the Shit Hits the Fan 2: Back into Hell, NM tour, we've got another great one: the Shit-n-Git 2001 tour, featuring the Shit-egg Rolls! Aside from the 'Rolls, certain dates will include such bands as Glenn, Magnificunt, Sprint Right Option(from Joe, Montana) and Banned From Hell, as well as others TBA. We did have even more rock for your buck(35.00 to be exact), but the Bteam had to pull out because well, they were embarrassed and One Step Behind had to cancel because their moms wouldn't let them miss school. Oh well.
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Tour Dates:
February 29: Tonganoxie, Kansas: Shit-egg Rolls, Glenn, Magnificunt
March 5: Hell, New Mexico: Shit-egg Rolls, Glenn, Banned From Hell
March 7: Joe, Montana: Shit-egg Rolls, Glenn, Sprint Right Option, TBA
March 9: Anthens, Georgia: Shit-egg Rolls, Glenn, TBA
March 15: Monroe, Maryland: Shit-egg Rolls, Glenn, Banned From Hell
March 20: Basehor, Kansas: Shit-egg Rolls, Glenn, Banned from Hell, Magnificunt
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OTHER FINE SNOLLID DATES:
March 19: the Bteam @ the Bottleneck in Lawrence, Kansas.
March 31: "SNOLLID GOLD" Rock Show featuring One Step Behind, the Bteam others TBA@ the Manhattan Arts Center in Manhattan, Ks. Show starts at 6pm
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Click on the Snollid artist and read a bit about them
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1. Grand Pricks: ska-rocksteady band. The very first band on the Snollid Label from way back in 1997.
2. Glenn: Crazy midwest hardcore band with infamous lead singer Glenn
3. Magnificunt: the first name in "bitch rock" from the innovators themselves.
4. Shit-egg Rolls: most famous band on the label. 17 albums under their belt.
5. 13" Battlecocks: well-endowed metal band
6. Rollin' White Trash Posse: the best thing to come out of French Lick, Indiana since Larry Bird
7. The Bteam: from kansas. they're alright.
8. Matt and John's Bass and Keyboard Barmitzva Band (MaJBaKBB for short): 2-piece band. they're looking for gigs. contact them.
9. Fat-necked Bastard: metal band from iceland. my ex-brother-in-law is the lead singer.
10. Banned from Hell: christian metal band in the tradition of Stryper
11. Ghetto Schitzus: up and coming chick rock band from kansas! We're expecting great things from these sexy ladies!! Possible release coming real soon!
13. Cameltoe: another up and coming girl band from Manhattan, Kansas. they've been around.
14. Scuba: underwater rock from the great state of Kansas.
15. One Step Behind: Also from Manhattan. described as "crazy" and "okay".
16. MadD MaRtIgAns: crazy jumpy ska from the depths of St. Louis, Missouri. Discovered by me at a Monster Truck Rally.
17. Kentucky Waterfalls: self proclaimed originators of "punktry", this 4 piece punk rock/twang band's first release "As Short/Long as We Want to Be" will almost certainly never go platinum, but it's got some catchy melodies, and ear-bleeding twang lead vocals.
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(Note: No, Ol' Dick has NOT sold out..this banner is here for a reason...so AOL would lift my lifetime ban from their humble establishment. I wouldn't really give a shit about being banned except for the fact that I need the money I make from this website to pay off court fees from a certain legal battle with a grocerystore chain over an "alledged" copyright infringement.)
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