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Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.
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Q. What's the best way to catch a unique
rabbit?
A. You 'nique up on him.
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Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
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Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
A. None, they're all on the outside.
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Q. How are rabbits like calculators?
A. They both multiply really fast.
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Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches
long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
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Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest
in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
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Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking
backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
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Q. How do you know carrots are good for your
eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with
glasses?
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Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with
a boyscout?
A. A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop
across the street.
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Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with
an elephant?
A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his
carrots.
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Q. How do you know when you're eating rabbit
stew?
A. When it has hares in it.
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Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells
jokes?
A. A funny bunny.
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Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the
North Pole?
A. Cold little bunnies.
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Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else
has?
A. Baby rabbits.
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Q. What is a rabbit's favorite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop.
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Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
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Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
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Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at
bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.
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Q. Waitress, what's this hare doing in my
soup?
A. Looks like the back stroke.
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Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
A. Eggercise
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Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken.
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Q. Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.
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Sunday Funnies
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must
say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School,
and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I
thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
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A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer. For several
evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she
said she was ready to solo. The mother listenedwith pride as she
carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer.
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some
E-mail, Amen."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the
way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in
church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are
sleeping."
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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible. With fascination, he
looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of
the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old
leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages.
"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got
there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's
voice he answered: "It's Adam's suit!!!"
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Rabbit Trivia
Rabbits are not rodents. They are lagomorphs, and are more closely related
to horses than they are to rats or mice.
A male rabbit is called a 'buck' and a female rabbit is called a 'doe'
When reflected from bright lights (head lights) deer's eyes are orange, wheras
cats and dogs are green. Rabbits eyes remain black.
Because its eyes are on the side of its head, a rabbit can see behind itself
without turning its head.
Rabbits can be litterbox trained like a cat.
The Tales of Peter Rabbit is the best selling children's book of all time.
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Easter Songs
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Easter Parade
Never saw you look quite so pretty before
Never saw you dressed quite so lovely, what's more
I could hardly wait to keep our date this lovely Easter morning
And my heart beat fast as I came through the door
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For --
In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it,
You'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade!
I'll be all in clover and, when they look you over,
I'll be the proudest fellow in the Easter parade!
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On the Avenue -- Fifth Avenue --
The photographers will snap us
And you'll find that you're
In the rotogravure.
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Oh, I could write a sonnet
About your Easter bonnet
And of the girl I'm taking
To the Easter parade.
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Peter Cottontail
Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity, hoppity, Easter's on its way.
Bringin' every girl and boy
Baskets full of Easter joy,
Things to make your Easter bright and gay.
He's got jelly beans for Tommy,
Colored eggs for sister Sue,
There's an orchid for your Mommy
And an Easter bonnet, too.
Oh! here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity, Happy Easter day.
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Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Look at him stop, and listen to him say:
"Try to do the things you should."
Maybe if you're extra good,
He'll roll lots of Easter eggs your way.
You'll wake up on Easter morning
And you'll know that he was there
When you find those choc'late bunnies
That he's hiding ev'rywhere.
Oh! here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity, Happy Easter day.
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Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity, hoppity, Easter's on its way.
Bringin' every girl and boy
Baskets full of Easter joy,
Things to make your Easter bright and gay.
He's got jelly beans for Tommy,
Colored eggs for sister Sue,
There's an orchid for your Mommy
And an Easter bonnet, too.
Oh! here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity, Happy Easter day.
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Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Look at him stop, and listen to him say:
"Try to do the things you should."
Maybe if you're extra good,
He'll roll lots of Easter eggs your way.
You'll wake up on Easter morning
And you'll know that he was there
When you find those choc'late bunnies
That he's hiding ev'rywhere.
Oh! here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity, Happy Easter day.
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