0600-0800 Half Dome (58°F; calm, clear
& cool)
I wake Irene for her adventure. She is
up and away on schedule at 0700. I loiter in bed and from the comfort of
my sleeping bag I use the binoculars to follow Irene's progress as she climbs
up the initial series of switchbacks. Once she is out of sight over the first
hump I get up and break camp. I plan to spend this time filling in parts
of my log but instead I make friends with an obese squirrel; and, I'm ashamed
to say, I contribute to his condition. Have you ever seen a squirrel drag
his stomach as he waddles? We have a jolly time together tasting the little
bits of gorp I have left. He gets no jelly beans though, only nutritious
gorp.
Irene is now on the ladder and then at
the top. It took her only forty-five minutes to climb the half mile thousand
feet. She is only at the top shooting photos for about fifteen minutes (see
above painting Half Dome Dawn) before she descends the cable stairs. She
spends another half hour talking with the Welsh dude who had spent the night
on top before returning to our camp. All in all, she had a wonderful climb
and without the press of crowds.
We head down from Half Dome ridge about
0930 just as the tourists are beginning to arrive. The lower we get on the
trail toward the Valley the greater the number of people. I start to count
them as I have for our entire trip, but soon abandon the endless chore. Much
of this path is six feet wide. At times we wait at the narrow spots while
groups of ten, twenty people stream by on their way to Half Dome. We pass
park workers laying rock. I think the plan is to eventually have a solid
rock path from Happy Isles to the top of Half Dome. I estimate 150-200 people
pass us in the next hour on our way down to Merced River.
Top Of The World

1100-1130 Merced River
We get out of the foot traffic for a little
refreshment and blue jay entertainment. We are running low on gorp but the
jays are such good beggars how can you resist sharing. We watch a few heavy
laden backpackers pass headed into the wilderness and although we feel their
pain, there is a little envy. We have come a long way and there is the
anticipation of a soothing bath and tall-cold-one, but there is also a reluctance
to let go of this experience more wonderful than can ever be described in
words or pictures.
Back on the "freeway" we are sure we stepped
out of the wilderness right into Disneyland. We are happy that this is a
Tuesday and not the weekend. At times you feel like you are going up stream
against a river of human flesh (and we are actually going down). No question,
the crowds now number in the thousands; I do not exaggerate. Most all are
tourists of every nationality hiking up the grueling stairs of the Mist Falls
Trail. Most don't seem too happy, some ask how much further, half are out
here probably because the other half have dragged them out here and those
folks are only out here because everybody else is out here.
One threesome of backpackers we come upon
descending are also concerned with the crowds because they need to get down
and back to San Francisco to catch their flight to Florida tonight. They
have been out in the Yosemite wilderness for four or five days. They are
all quite dirty but the gal is an absolute mess. She is trying to apply a
bandaid to a knee wound (bandaids don't stick to dirt very well). I ask the
other two, "What have you guys been doing? Dragging her?" She literally looked
like she had been in tow behind a stagecoach. They all assure us she is just
clumsy and falls down a lot. We tell them where they can get a shower in
the Valley if they have time. They are surprised how clean we look finding
out we have been three weeks in the wilderness. I revealed to them that,
"as you get older you learn some things."
This is a toe jamming, ankle twisting,
knee knocking, people dodging descent. Unrelenting DOWN. Probably, the primary
reason not to start your JMT trek from Yosemite Valley. We now understand
why so many JMTers begin in Tuolumne Meadows. We've been here before but
it was not at peek season. We do remember the grueling climb and descent.
A little past the point of "will this never end?" we emerge at the bottom
and cross the bridge at Happy Isles exactly twenty days, twenty one hours
and twenty minutes after departing Cottonwood Trailhead. I balance the camera
for a photo of us at the bridge.
1415-2100 Curry Village
We make our way to Curry Village about
another mile down the road. We verify we can catch a bus tomorrow morning
and then head straight for the showers. The showers are closed for cleaning.
Irene peeks inside to find out how long. We could use the showers at the
pool but we decide to wait here. We have a half hour to wait so we organize
our clothes and fend off cute but pesky squirrels trying to snatch a snack
from our packs.
We are the first into the showers. As
it turns out while there were big lines of people over at the pool showers,
Irene has the women's showers all to herself and I alone in the men's. The
water is super soft. I think I took a half hour "double" scrubbing. When
I was done Irene was already waiting for me. I am so happy to be clean I
look for someone to pay but there are no attendants and Irene assures me
the maintenance fellow said it was free. It is not supposed to be free for
trekkers.
Next order of business is a brew. We find
a table on the outdoor deck of the popular pizza counter and relax. Irene
heads to the bar to get the beer. A lady at the bar says to her, "I'm gonna
look like you in three weeks." Irene surprised says, "What do you mean? Where
do you think I've been for three weeks?" She replies with authority, "Well,
you've been out on the Trail ... right? Irene admits "We have been twenty
days on the John Muir Trail." "Oh, wow," she exclaims "you see, I knew I
was gonna look like you. We are leaving for three-weeks on the JMT tomorrow
morning at 5:30. Let me buy you a beer." Seems the lady knew something just
by looking at Irene but we still don't know exactly what she saw. I suspect
it is the JMT aura. So our first microbrew was courtesy of Janet Toon.
Irene spends the next few hours talking
with Janet and Jim and their two companions. Stories and pointers, some of
our experiences, things to watch out for, stuff we'd leave behind next time,
and then a little about the Northwest, the Toon's home turf. I give them
a card and they insist they will write when they get back after their trek
(the Toons do write us but unfortunately their trip did not go quite as planned
and they were unable to complete the entire trail although they were still
able to climb Mt. Whitney). While Irene continues the briefing, I call Mom
& Dad to announce our safe arrival in Yosemite Valley and expected departure
by bus tomorrow morning.
We grab a pizza and a couple more beers
before the place is really happenin'. Finally more than satisfied, we waddle
over to the lounge across the way where people hang out and read or play
cards. Irene composes postcards and I tank up on rootbeer to replenish fluids.
I grab a rocker on the porch to feel my age and enjoy the view of Half Dome
at dusk. "out of all the cold darkness and glacial
crushing and grinding comes this warm, abounding beauty ... "
JM
Glacier Point

2130 Backpackers Camp, Yosemite
Valley
It is quite dark by the time we head for
the backpackers camp. It is a shuttle bus ride down the road a ways and then
a little hike through North Pines Campground. The bus ride is a hoot; a real
party atmosphere, mainly youngsters "out on the town" after dark in the National
Park. We get off at our stop with a hearty "goodnight" from all the kids
and wander off into the void. We wander around for a while in the North Pines
campground because I have forgotten how to get to the backpackers camp tucked
away off in the corner of the Valley. Anyway, everybody is out gathered around
their campfires, one on top of another, no vacancies; it is loud with music,
singing, shrieking, yakking and laughing; the air is thick with smoke and
we are pretty damn lost ... until a sign.
The sign points off into the woods which
are pitch black. I have poor night vision but I am sure it is pitch black.
We now really need the assistance of our one headlamp (before while touring
North Pines, the ambient light of all the fires and RVs was sufficient to
light our way). We stumble down a pseudo path and come upon the bridge, which
I do remember. Across the bridge is the backpackers camp of individually
numbered sites each with a picnic table and bear box. They share a community
restroom. We weave through the grounds looking for a vacant spot. None found,
we decide any flat spot will do and we stop and plop. Care must be taken
to avoid stumbling over other folks bivied in the area.
It is 2130, dark and most people are settled
in. A few stragglers come and go. Close by is a dad and kids. The dad is
reading to them from a book. Can't tell if it is a horror story; probably
not, he seems like the nurturing type. He chides them if they want a big
breakfast of waffles and bacon in the morning they must get up when he says.
The kids are piled in the tent and dad will bivy outside. They fuss a while.
Somebody was kicking somebody else. I think Irene is already asleep.
As per regulations, at 2200 it is finally
quiet and peaceful in Yosemite Valley. We lie surrounded by a grove of gigantic
towering pines. These silhouetted forms are so grand and statuesque, they
shoot up in foreshortened perspective framing the radiant night sky, so perfect,
so wondrous, so meaningful; I know we are in God's house.