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Answer:.1 Because they wear their .........belt buckle on their hat.......... . |
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Question:2 If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? . |
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Answer:2 ..................Their age!................... .. |
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Question:3. ..........What did the turkey say ....... before it was roasted? . |
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Answer:3 ..............Boy! I'm stuffed!............ . .. |
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Question:4 If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? . |
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Answer:4 ..................Pilgrims.................... . ..
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Question:5 Why did the police arrest the turkey? . .. |
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Answer:5 ....They suspected it of fowl play...... . . |
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Question:6 ......Can a turkey jump higher than.... the Empire State Building? . |
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Answer:6 ...Yes, a building can't jump at all..... . .. |
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Question:7 ..........Why do turkeys always.......... go, "gobble, gobble"? . |
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Answer:7 ........Because they never learned....... good table manners! . |
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Question:8 What kind of music ...........did the Pilgrims like?........... . |
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Answer:8 ..............Plymouth Rock................ .. .. |
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Question:9 What do you get when you .....cross a turkey with an octopus?... . |
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Answer:9 Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving. .. .. |
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Question:10. What key has legs ............and can't open doors?.......... . |
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Answer:10 ....................A turkey................... .. .. |
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Question:11. Why can't you take .............a turkey to church?............ . |
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Answer:11 Because they use such FOWL language .. .. |
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Question:12. .........Why did the Indian chief......... wear so many feathers? . |
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Answer:12 ............To keep his wigwam............ .. .. |
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Question:13. Why did Johnny get such ....low grades after Thanksgiving?..... . |
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Answer:13 .....Because everything is marked ..... down after the holidays. .. |
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Question:14 What's the best dance ..........to do on Thanksgiving?.......... . |
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Answer:14 ..................The turkey trot................. .. .. |
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Question:15. ........What's the key to a great ........ Thanksgiving dinner? . |
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Answer:15 .................The TurKey.................. .. .. |
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Question:16. Why did the Pilgrims want to .....sail to American in the spring?.... . |
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Answer:16 ..........Because April showers ......... bring Mayflowers. .. |
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Question:17 .Where did the first corn come from? . . |
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Answer:17 ...........The stalk brought it............. .. .. |
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Question:18 What happened to the Pilgrim .....who was shot at by an Indian?..... . |
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Answer:18 .........He had an arrow escape......... .. .. |
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Question:19 What happened when the ..........turkey got into a fight?......... . |
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Answer:19 He got the stuffing ............knocked out of him............ .. |
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Question:20 ........Which side of the turkey ........ has the most feathers? . |
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Answer:20 .................The outside.................. . .. |
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Question:21 ...How can you make a turkey float?.. .. . |
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Answer:21 .,..You need 2 scoops of ice cream, ... some root beer, and a turkey. .. |
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Question:22 ..Why did the turkey cross the road?. .. . |
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Answer:22 ......It was the chicken's day off....... . .. |
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Question:23 How did the Mayflower ......show that it liked America?...... .. |
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Answer:23 ............It hugged the shore............ . .. |
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Question:24 What are the feathers on ..,.,,...a turkey's wings called?...,,... .. |
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Answer:24 ..............Turkey feathers............... . .. |
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Question:25 Why was the turkey the ..,....,..drummer in the band?..,...,.. .. |
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Answer:25 ....Because he had the drumsticks.... . .. |
That's All For Now Folks! But one more thing before you go...
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Please be sure to give generously to your local food
drive and share the bounty with those less fortunate.
Have A Wonderful Turkey Day & God Bless!
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