M & M HORSE RANCH
214-325-3559 SEVEN POINTS, TEXAS 903-432-4163
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" THE HORSE LOVER'S SONG "
( CLEANING THE SHEATH )
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF THE CAMP SONG
"HELLO MOTHER ~ HELLO FATHER"
( LOVINGLY DEDICATED TO HORSE OWNERS, EVERYWHERE )
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HOW'S IT HANGIN'?
SO MUCH CLEANER
AREN'T YOU GLAD I
WASHED YOUR WEINER?
I'LL ADMIT IT'S
KINDA CREEPY
THAT I HAD TO STICK MY ARM UP IN YOUR PEE-PEE.
IT WAS STICKY
IT WAS GUNKY
IT FELT ICKY
IT SMELLED FUNKY
IT WAS CRUDDY
IT WAS CRUSTY
WHEN YOU STUCK IT OUT IT CREAKED LIKE IT WAS RUSTY.
AFTER HALF AN
HOUR OF TOILIN'
AND OF SQUIRTIN'
BABY OIL IN
YOU'RE AS FRESH THERE
AS A DAISY
EITHER THIS MEANS THAT I LOVE YOU
OR I'M CRAZY !!!
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