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Dorothy Parker
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Razors pain you;

Rivers are damp;

 Acids stain you;

And drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren't lawful;

Nooses give;

 Gas smells awful;

You might as well live.

Sanctuary

My land is bare of chattering folk;
  The clouds are low along the ridges,
And sweet's the air with curly smoke
  From all my burning bridges.

Unfortunate Coincidence

   By the time you swear you're his,

     Shivering and sighing,

   And he vows his passion is

     Infinite, undying –

   Lady, make a note of this:

     One of you is lying.

Frustration

 If I had a shiny gun,
 I could have a world of fun
 Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;
Or had I some poison gas,
 I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
 People whom I do not love.
But I have no lethal weapon-
Thus does Fate our pleasure step on! 
So they still are quick and well
 Who should be, by rights, in hell.

Rhyme Against Living

If wild my breast and sore my pride,
  I bask in dreams of suicide;
If cool my heart and high my head,
  I think, "How lucky are the dead!"
Prisoner
Long I fought the driving lists,
  Plume a-stream and armor clanging;
Link on link, between my wrists,
  Now my heavy freedom's hanging.

Condolence

They hurried here, as soon as you had died,
Their faces damp with haste and sympathy,
And pressed my hand in theirs, and smoothed my knee,
And clicked their tongues, and watched me, mournful-eyed.
Gently they told me of that Other Side-
How, even then, you waited there for me,
And what ecstatic meeting ours would be.
Moved by the lovely tale, they broke, and cried.

And when I smiled, they told me I was brave,
And they rejoiced that I was comforted,
And left to tell of all the help they gave.
But I had smiled to think how you, the dead,
So curiously preoccupied and grave,
Would laugh, could you have heard the things they said.

The Searched Soul

When I consider, pro and con,
What things my love is built upon-
A curly mouth; a sinewed wrist;
 A questioning brow; a pretty twist
Of words as old and tried as sin;
 A pointed ear; a cloven chin;
Long, tapered limbs; and slanted eyes
 Not cold nor kind nor darkly wise-
When so I ponder, here apart,
 What shallow boons suffice my heart,
What dust-bound trivia capture me,
 I marvel at my normalcy.

The Trifler
Inscription for the Ceiling of a Bedroom 

Daily dawns another day;
 I must up, to make my way.
Though I dress and drink and eat,
Move my fingers and my feet,
Learn a little, here and there,
Weep and laugh and sweat and swear,
Hear a song, or watch a stage,
Leave some words upon a page,
Claim a foe, or hail a friend-
Bed awaits me at the end.
Though I go in pride and strength,
I'll come back to bed at length.
 Though I walk in blinded woe,
Back to bed I'm bound to go.
High my heart, or bowed my head,
 All my days but lead to bed.
Up, and out, and on; and then
Ever back to bed again,
Summer, Winter, Spring, and Fall-
I'm a fool to rise at all!


Death's the lover that I'd be taking;
 Wild and fickle and fierce is he.
 Small's his care if my heart be breaking-
Gay young Death would have none of me.
 Hear them clack of my haste to greet him!
 No one other my mouth had kissed.
I had dressed me in silk to meet him-
 False young Death would not hold the tryst.
 Slow's the blood that was quick and stormy,
Smooth and cold is the bridal bed;
I must wait till he whistles for me- 
Proud young Death would not turn his head.
I must wait till my breast is wilted.
 I must wait till my back is bowed,
I must rock in the corner, jilted-
Death went galloping down the road.
Gone's my heart with a trifling rover.
Fine he was in the game he played-
Kissed, and promised, and threw me over,
And rode away with a prettier maid.

 

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