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CWM Player Profiles
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CF: Brad Rosen
Nickname: "The Rick"
1B: Big Al
Nickname: Big Al
6'2", 220 LBS. (Pushing 230)
Likes Big Tits and Softball!
"Make somebody a Victim"
Quote to Hop - "I'll beat him like he stole something!"
2B: Brian Weinstein
Nickname: "Dr. Stosh" "The Dr."
Youngest Stockbroker in the History of the League
Possible Mob Ties
SS: Andrew Norman Evans
Nickname: "Carl" "Zeitz"
Likes Chicken Fingers and Nachos
Trades CWM Stock Options
3B: Danny Sternfield
Nickname: "Gold glove Gern" "Gold Coast Gern" "Gold Nugget Gern"
CWM Coach
Came via Free Agency
LF: Jeremy Friedman
Nickname: "Cliff"
Loves the Emperors Room
Loves Snuffy
RF: Mike Slade
Nickname: "Big Jim"
Interests: Lap Dances
Loves to Sleep on the Floor and Drive!
Re-activated via CWM Old Times League
CF: Jonathan Hopmayer
Nickname: "Slim"
NY Yankee Fan
Recently Married
Likes Plain Hamburgers!
Once Streched out a triple into a home run!
DL: Yoni Cohen
Stockbroker; Taking CWM Public
Has a "thing" for 90 year old women
Watch out for flying balls from the outfield!!!!!
C: Michael Schwartz
Mouse@CiceroWasteManagement.com
Likes:
CF: Adam Lerner
Little Man: Zach Laurens
Nickname: Z-Man
Interests: 6th Grade Chicks!
Loves Krispy Kreme Donoughts!
Minor League Players With Options Remaining
Burt Evans
Son-of-Sam
Joel ?
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