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Go RED!
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Did you come here to laugh your head off? Good choice. This part of my website will have a lot of jokes very soon. Blonde Jokes, Yo mama jokes, Tons of stuff!
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How to Annoy your Classmates
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Fun Stuff
Game Cheats
Lord of the Rings
Other Stuff
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Talk really really loud in the hallways~Sniff around the classroom and quietly say "hmm, chicken!"~leave a snickers bar in the toilet~Organize a bunch of people to pretend to fall asleep at the same time~Put faske love notes in people's lockers~Put pices of chalk inbetween each little crack on the erasing side of the erasers~Scream gibberish really loudly in the hallways~If you are playing kickball in gym, slide into every single base~after you write the title of your paper, under that write, -a paper by (your name)~Come into class screamomg and running around the classroom in circles"I have a paper! i have a paper! i have a paper!" then slam it on your desk as hard as you can. "TOUCHDOWN!" then sit down and be the quietist you have ever been in your whole life~talk like homestar runner all day long ~
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Non-sense products
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Try to Find THESE things at Wal-mart!
*Meatless Buffalo Grass
*Powdered Eyelash Paste
*Poisened Skittle lickers
*Speaker Wax
*Chocolate-clad dairy chickens
*Super rainbow defragmentors
*orange file trumpet
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Old Lady?
A walker noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"
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"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack
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Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills and do no exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing at your age!", says the walker. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-four," she replied.
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Blonde Jokes
*Q:Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A:She can't find the Eleven.
*Q:How do you change a blondes mind?
A:Blow in her ear.
*Q:How does a blonde kill a fish?
A:She drowns it.
*Q:How can you amuse a blonde for hours?
A:Give her a piece of paper that says turn over on both sides.
*Q:Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice for two hours?
A:It said, "Concentrate," on it.
*How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A:Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
*Did you hear about the blonde that took an hour to cook minute rice?
*Did you hear about the blonde that tried to put her m&ms in alphebetical order?
*A blonde went out and checked her mail but the mail haddent come yet. A little while later, she came back out and checked the mail again and it still hadn't come yet. After checking her mail ten times her neighbor came up to her and said, "Don't you know the mail cames at 2:00?" Well yes, I guess, but my computer keeps saying, "You've got Mail!"
*A couple of blondes were on their way to disney land when they cam to a fork in the road. The sign said, "Disney world left." So they turned back.
*A blonde goes to get her hair cut with a walkman on her head. As she sits down, the hair dresser asks her to take her walkman off. The blonde goes, "No! I'll die!" "Take them off!" "No! I'll die!" The hair dresser yanks the walkman off her head and the blonde dies instantly. The hair dresser goes to hear what the blonde was listening to. She heard, "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out."
Yo' Mama Jokes
*Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, cars slow down.
*Yo Mama's so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says one at a time please.
*Yo mama's so fat, when her beaper goes off, people thinks she's backing up.
*Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as the new world
*Yo mama's so fat,The president declared her as the 51st state
*Yo mama's so fat, she has to give directions on how to shake her hand
*Yo mama's so fat, she looks at the menu at the restaurant and says, "okay!
*Yo mama's so hairy, she can make dreadlocks out of her armpit hair
*Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot is trying to capture her on film
*Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no proffesionalls
*Yo mama's so ugly, she scares the blind children
*Yo mama's so ugly, people saw her and said, "It's halloween already?"
Miscellaneous Jokes
*What's an other name for the dixie chicks? Three French hens.
*There were three guys riding in a speeding truck. Shutup, Manners, and Trouble. Trouble fell out. They were to far away to see him any more so they went to the police station. Shutup went in and manners stayed in the car. "Oficer. I've got a problem," Shutup said. "What is your name?" asked the police. "Shutup." "What is your name?" "Shutup." "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!" "SHUT UP!" The police man angirly asked, "Where is your manners?" "Out in the car." "Son, are you looking for trouble?" "Yes sir! How did you know?"
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