The Carpet Dope Cartel
Lord of the Carpet Dope Cartel
Lead Vocals, Writer of Lyriks
Bass, Writer of Musik
Dyldo
Guitarista, 3rd rate toilet comedy
Charlie Bin Laden
Terrorism Guitar
A. J. Dope
Alternate Drummer, All Around Scary Guy
Alternate Drummer, Professional Prique
Samuel T. Cop
Honorary Dope
Flesh Dancer, Rehab Refugee
Buick Ridin' Roady. Conductor of the Cleveland Steamer.
Blak Strap Benny
Blak by Choice, Jewish by Birth. Beatdown Crowd Control.