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The Cow Says...Cheese
Clara Bovinia at Home
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Every morning, I start my day with Lola. She milks me. It feels soooo good! Like when you humans have to pee in the morning. Ahhhhh.....relief!
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About twice a week, I go see Claudia. She is the gardener, so she is always outside and she... always has a hose! Cows tend to smell kinda gross, so she gives me a very nice bath. Sometimes I even get a bubble bath!
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Can you say "long term contract"? And what I could do with that $1,000,000 signing bonus!!!!!!!! I would shop until I udderly dropped!
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Cows love to shop!! Sometimes, I take the bus. But hay, ... Clara gets there!!!!!
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This is Kirby, I stop by to see him every day. He takes care of my .....needs.
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At the end of a long day, I like to go out for an ice cold Shlitz Malt Liquor. Something about that bull.... But don't worry, I never drive myself home. I call a cab. You should see the look on the cab driver's face when he sees me...a big, drunk cow!!!
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It has been a long day. Now I will go out to pasture, chew some cud and get my beauty rest. That way, tomorrow...I will be MOOOOOTIFUL!!!
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