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CUTE LITTLE BOOGER AREN'T I.... JOKESTER HERE...WANNA HEAR?
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MY MAMAW'S JOKE.... CAN STILL HEAR HER TELL IT: THE COUNTRY & THE CITY COUSIN
( circa 1900's ) ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE THESE TWO COUSINS ..naturally the city cousin thought herself better than the country cousin because she lived in a big town... with all conveniences..the country cousin was very naive and thought she must do as the city cousin said ... one evening they attended a dance.. at this time..Chairs were placed around the wall hence: (term wallflower .. came into being for girls who were not asked to dance decorated the walls..)The city cousin told the country cousin.." DO AS I DO AND SAY AS I SAY " "SHORE",replied the country cousin... they proceeded to be seated.... the city cousin whispered in the country cousin's ear.. "IF SOMEONE ASK YOU TO DANCE... YOU REPLY.. NO THANKYOU I AM CONCENTRATING ON MATRIMONY.. AND I PREFER TO SIT.." "SHORE".. replied the country cousin... Soon the city cousin was asked to dance.... to which she replied "NO THANK YOU I'M CONCENTRATING ON MATRIMONY.. AND I PREFER TO SIT" ..After some time the country cousin was asked to dance... and pondered her situation for a while.... "DUH,,, SHE THOUGHT WHAT DO I SAY..I FURGOT.."... AND then she replied ... loudly.."NO THANK YE.. IMA CONSTIPATED ON MACARONI... AND I PREFER TO SH_?_T.......... " u kin laugh now....lol
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ANOTHER MAMAW JOKE..........
(CIRCA 1930'S).... DURING THE DIRTY 30'S TRAVELERS WERE ASKED QUITE OFTEN TO MEALS.. FOR THEY HAD NO MONEY.. AND PEOPLE WERE MORE TRUSTING DURING THIS ERA... THERE WAS THIS YOUNG MAN ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A JOB AND PASSED THROUGH THIS SMALL TOWN.... AN OLD WIDOW WOMAN ASKED HIM TO DINE WITH HER..{ SHE WAS HARD OF HEARING} WHEN THE YOUNG MAN HAD FINISHED HIS MEAL .. HE TOLD THE OLD WOMAN.." I'VE HAD SUFFICIENT" TO WHICH THE OLD WOMAN REPLIED... ""HEH.. SAY YOU WENT A FISHIN'.... ".. YOUNG MAN....SAYS "NO MAAAM... I'VE HAD PLENTY..."... OLD WOMAN>>>:" AND YOU CAUGHT TWENTY>..." around this time the young man began to feel sorry for the old lady .. and shook his head saying:..."POOR OLD SOUL"... TO WHICH THE OLD LADY REPLIED......." ......AND YOU BROKE YER POLE..".......LOL
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AND NOW A MOM....... JOKE MOM COULD TELL THEM TOO........
'THE FILTHY OLD MAN AND THE SOPHISTICATED LADY'
THERE WAS THIS DIRTY ... RAGGEDY OLD MAN WHO APPROACHED A YOUNG ........ LOVELY .. PRIM AND PROPER ... LADY....... AND ASKED HER "LADY, COULD I HAVE A FFFFFFFFFFUUUU.......FEW MATCHES.."
...THE LADY STUCK HER NOSE HIGH IN THE AIR....LOOKING DOWN ON THE OLD CODGER..... HE SNICKERED AND SAID......" HA... HA ...... BET YOU THOUGHT I WANTED A FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLL BOX......."...LOL
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