HERE IS SOMETHING MY FRIEND GEORGE WROTE A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO .......IT IS LIKE A COMMERCIAL ON THE RADIO ...............
" HEY,FOLKS..... Want to have a really different vacation experience? Spend 14 DAYS and 15 NIGHTS at TDC the Texas Department of Corrections....Get your exercise running from the bosses on horse back. Meet people from all over TEXAS.. ..Experience cultural exchange.....Swap cigarettes for favors ..... Get out of line and spend days on end in solitary confinement......And a whole lot more...... To qualify for this adventure in vacations, at least 14 traffic tickets must be on your record......three Misdemeanors, or hey , make it simple with just ONE FELONY ARREST ..... Get in the swing........ Go to the slammer this summer...... paid for by TDC Enterprises .......SUGARLAND, TEXAS "
by George W. Clanton