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Easter Poop

Easter Poop

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Jelly Bean Poems


Easter Poop

To create your Easter Poop place the poop in small plastic bags, either the sealable type or an open bag closed with curling ribbon. Poop can also be placed in plastic wrap and closed with curling ribbon. The poop poem can be attached using one of the following methods:

  • by making a bag and stapling the poem to the bag
  • by using stickers / labels for the poem and attaching it to the bag
  • by punching a hole through the poem and tying it to the bag with ribbon

Suggested items to use for the Poop include:

  • Rasins
  • Miniature Chocolate Chips
  • Hershey Hugs and Kisses (poem #3)

Poop Poem #1

Here comes Peter Cottontail hoppin' down the bunny trail
Hippity Hoppity Easter's on its way!
But Peter couldn't wait so long,
He left you a bag of Bunny dung.
Hope this helps you have a hoppy day!

Poop Poem #2

The Easter Bunny came last night
And left this little scoop.
Because you weren't so good this year,
You're getting Bunny Poop.

Poop Poem #3

That cute little bunny has hopped and hopped all day,
Busy delivering baskets for the holiday,
His paws are so tired and his nose how it itches.
He left you something special - something to fulfill all your wishes
These cute little bunny hugs and kisses
HAPPY EASTER XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

Poop Poem #4

The Easter bunny was smiling
Spring was in his hop.
He had a basket full of candy,
You were the next house on his stop.
But he saw you being naughty
And his poor ears began to droop.
So instead of eggs and candy….
He just left this bag of poop!!!

Jelly Bean Poems

Place the following assortment of jelly beans in a plastic Easter egg and attach one to the following two poems:

An egg full of jelly beans for you--
Red and green and orange and blue.
All sweet and fun to eat that's true,
But the colors tell a story too.
BLACK is for sin that hurts us so
But God can clean it WHITE as snow,
RED, Jesus died 'cause He loves us so
and GREEN, He wants us all to grow.
PURPLE, His royal color true
BLUE, He will come back one day for you.

There is ORA
NGE and PINK of sun rise bold
And in Heaven, YELLOW streets of gold.
Jelly bean colors tell us a story
Of Jeaus who came to us from Glory.
And Jesus loves, this we know
Because the Bible tells us so.

Or

An egg full of jelly beans for you--
Red and green and orange and blue.
All sweet and fun to eat that's true,
But the colors tell a story too.
RED is for the blood he gave.
GREEN is for the grass he made.
YELLOW is for the sun so bright.
ORANGE is for the edge of night.
BLACK is for the sins we've made.
WHITE is for the grace he gave.
PURPLE is for his hour of sorrow.
PINK is for our new tomorrow.

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