Why The Hobbit's Are Gay

Ok People, I know some of you LOTR fans want to wring our necks, but to tell you the truth, we're huge Tolkien nerds, and we mean this in the nicest way. We are not trying to offfend the hobbits, or the work of J.R.R. Tolkien or Peter Jackson, we're just saying after obsessive research, we have found that the hobbits could be gay. Yes, I no what your thinking, "It's written in old english, queer meant strange back then" and "It takes place long ago when it was acceptable for to men to hug, ect." We also understand that we've tken alot of things out of context. We see this point, we're just trying to have a little fun thats all. Please don't start sending us hate mail and stuff, or tell us to shut down the site, you don't like it, don't come back, simple as that, however if you do like it, tell your friends and keep coming back for updates as we read each Tolkien book. We also want to say that we probably use alot of copyrighted materials and stuff, please don't sue us or anything if your from some publishing company or New Line or someting.