"The List"

Basically a list that proves we have to much time on our hands, and that hobbits are gay, using examples from the works of Tolkien.

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.214

“I am glad”,said Frodo,”For I have become very fond of strider, well fond is not the right word, I mean he is dear to me...”

~the Fellowship of the Ring p.219

...Sam came in. He ran to Frodo, and took his left hand awkwardly and shyly, he stroked it gently and then blushed and turned hastily away.

~The Fellow ship of the Ring p.215

“...and sam has hardly left your side.”

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.140

“...cast off these cold rags! Run naked on the grass.while tom goes a-hunting.”...the hobbits ran about for a while on the grass as he told them.

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.141

Merry, Sam, and Pippin now clothed...

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.201

“I don't know about that,”said Sam,”it ain't what I call proper poetry...with the bone he boned from its owner.Doner! Boner!”

~The Return of the King p.1001

“you want to get married and yet you want to live with me in Bag End too? But my dear Sam...”

~The Return of the King p.1002

Merry and Pippin lived together for sometime.

~The Return of the King p.1007

Then Frodo kissed Merry and Pippin ,and last of all Sam.

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.335

the four hobbits shall climb up here and stay with us...have a eye on that dwarf.

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.343

...taking Frodo's hand in his...

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.348

“what do you blush for, Sam ?” said Pippin ”i hope it was nothing worse than a wicked plot to steal one of my blankets.”

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.351

One evening Frodo and Sam were walking together in the cool twilight. Both of them felt restless again.

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.318

Frodo breathed heavily and leaned against Sam, who put his arm about him

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.327

“I have often wondered what you and Bilbo were doing so close in his little room.”said Merry, ”Bless the old hobbit! I love him more then ever.”

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.371

Frodo was roused by Sam.

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.394

“If he screws himself up to go,he'll go alone. Mark my words! We're going to have trouble when he comes back. For he'll screw himself up all right.as sure as his name's Baggins.”

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.394

“Well, I wish Frodo would screw himself up and come back,and let us get it over.”said Pippin

~The Two Towers p.591

“I feel naked on the east side...”(Frodo)

~The Two Towers p.602

Frodo looked across at Sam. Their eyes met and they understood.

~The Two Towers p.638

He shook his head, as if finding words useless and murmured, ”I love him.” (Sam)

~The Two Towers p.666

...another bed was set beside him for his servent.

~The Two Towers p.668

Frodo woke to find Faramir bending over him.

~The Two Towers p.680

...he embrace the hobbits...

~The Two Towers p.680

...placing his hands upon their shoulders and kissing their foreheads.

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.373

...Pippin, who sat in the bow looking back, caught a queer gleam in his eye as he peered forward gazing at Frodo.

~The Two Towers p.404

...Aragorn, taking his hand and kissing his brow.

~The Two Towers p.438

He cut the thongs round Pippin's legs and ankles, picked him up by his hair...

~The Return of the King p.916

“I am naked in dark,Sam...” (Frodo)

~The Reurn of the King p.917

Sam went and kissed his hand.

~The Two Towers p503

...casting his tattered cloak aside...no longer on his staff.

~The Two Towerss p.505

"...a man may love you and yet not love Wormtongue..."(gandlaf to theoden)

~The Two Towers p.506

...the men looked in wonder at him, standing proud and erect.

~The Fellowship of the Ring p.99

..."in that room there are tree tubs"...snatches of compeating songs came from the bathroom mixed with the sound of splashing and wallowing...there was a terrific splash and a shout of woah ! From frodo. It appeared that a lot of pippin's bath had imitaded a fountain and leaped on high.