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Welcome To Fight Club If This Is Your First Night You Have To Fight

-Do You Know Why They Put Oxygen Masks On Planes?

Oxygen Gets You High.

In A Catastrophic Emergency Your Taking Giant Panic Breaths.

Suddenly You Become Euphoric and Docile. You Accept Your Fate. To Prove This Look At Flight Cards On Airplanes. Their About To Crash At 600mph. Look At Their Faces Their As Calm As Hindu Cows.(Hence The Flight Card On Top.)

-You Know The Old Saying You Always Hurt The One You

Love. Well It Works Both Ways.

-Self Improvement Is Masturbation Maybe Self Destruction Is The Answer

-The Bottom Is Not A Weekend Reteat It Is Not A Seminar, This Requires Commitment. You Have To Forget Everything You Know, Everything You Think. You Know --About Life, About Friendship, About You And Me.

Where You Are Now You Can't Even Imagine What The Bottom Is Like.

-You Could Be Cursed With Three Terrible Karmas

You Could Be Beautiful, Rich, And Famous.

-Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Doesent Make You A Chicken.

-You Have To Be Able To Answer This Question

If You Died Right Now, How Would You Feel About Your Life?

-With Out Sacrifice, With Out Death, We Would Have Nothing.

Only After Disaster Can We Be Ressurected.

-If Our Fathers Were Our Models For God. And Our Fathers Bailed What Does That Tell Us About God? Listen To Me. You Have To Consider The Possibility That God Does Not Like You. He Never Wanted You. In All Probability He Hates You. It's Not The Worst That Can Happen To You. Fuck Damnation. Fuck Redemption. We Are God's Unwanted Children So Be It!

-How Much Can You Really Know About Yourself If Youv'e Never Been In A Fight.

-I Do Not Want To Die Without Any Scars

-You Have To Know, Not Fear That One Day You Are Going to Die Until You Embrace That You Are Useless.

-I Am Going To Carry You Through Kicking And Screaming And In The End You Will Thank Me.

-This Is Your Life, And It's Ending One Minute At A Time.

This Is Your Life, Good To The Last Drop, It Dosen't Get Any Better Than This.

-You Are Not Your Bank Account

You Are Not The Clothes You Wear

You Are Not The Contents Of Your Wallet

You Are Not Your Bowle Cancer

You Are Not Your Grande Latte

You Are Not The Car You Drive

You Are Not Your Fucking Khakis

You Are Not A Beautiful And Unique Snowflake

You Are The Same Decaying Organic Matter As Everything Else

We Are All Part Of The Same Compose

We Are The All Singing All Dancing Crap Of The World.

-I Say Let Me Never Be Complete

I Say May I Never Be Content

I Say Stop Being Perfect

I Say Deliever Me From Swedish Furniture

I Say Deliever Me From Clever Art

I Say Deliever Me From Clear Skin And Perfect Teeth

I Say You Have To Give Up, Evolve And Let The Chips Fall Were They May.

-The Things You Own End Up Owning You.

-It's Only After You've Lost Everything Your Free To Do Anything.

-If You Died Right Now What Would You Like To Have Done In Your Life.

-We Are The Middle Children Of History, With No Purpose Or Place, We Have No Great War, No Great Depression. Our Great War Is A Spiritual War. Our Great Depression Is Our Lives.

-We Are A Generation Raised By Women I'm Wondering If Another Woman Is The Answer.

-We Were Raised On Television To Believe That We'd All Be Millionares, Movie Gods, Rock Stars, But We Won't. And We're Slowly Learning That Fact And We're Very Very Pissed Off.

-We Are Defined By Choices We Make.

-The Condom Is The Glass Sliper Of Our Generation. You Slip It On, You Dance The Night Away With A Stranger, And Then You Throw It Away - The Condom, That Is, Not The Stranger.

-Like Everyone Else, I Had Become A Slave To The IKEA Nesting Instinct. If I Saw Something Like Clever Coffee Table Sin The Shape Of A Yin And Yang, I Had To Have It. I Would Flip Through Catalogs And Wonder, What Kind Of Dining Set Defines Me As A Person? Used To Read Pornography. Now It

The Horchow Collection. I Had It All. Even The Glass Dishes With Tiny Bubbles And Imperfections, Proof That They Were Crafted By The Honost Simple, Hard-Working Indigenous Peoples Of Wherever.

-When Deep Space Exploration Ramps Up, It Will Be Corporations That Name Everything. The IBM Stellar Sphere. The Phiilip Morris Galaxy. Planet Starbucks.

-When You Have Insomnia And Havent Slept In 6 Months. Nothing Is Real, Everything Is A Copy Of A Copy Of A Copy.

-And Then.......... Something Happened. I Let Go. Lost In Oblivion -- Dark And Silent And Complete. I Found Freedom. Losing All Hope Was Freedom.

-Every Evening I Died And Every Evening I Was Born Again. Resurrected.

-On A Long Enough Timeline, The Survival Rate For Everyone Drops To Zero.

-I Wanted To Put A Bullet Between The Eyes Of Every Panda That Wouldn't Screw To Save Its Species.I Wanted To Open The Dump Valves On Oil Tankers and Smother All The French Beaches I'd Never See. I Wanted To Breathe Smoke.

-If You Wake Up At A Different Time And A Different Place, Could You Wake Up As A Different Person?

-Worker Bees Can Leave Even Drones Can Fly Away. The Queen Is Their Slave.

-In The World I See -- You're Stalking Elk Through The Damp Canyon Forests Around The Ruins Of Rockefeller Center.

You Will Wear Leather Clothes That Last You The Rest Of Your Life. You Will Climb The Wrist - Thick Kudzu Vines That Wrap The Sears Tower. You Will See Tiny Figures Pounding Corn And Laying Strips Of Venison On The Empty Car Pool Lane Of The Ruins Of A Superhighway.

-Your Mom And Dad Will Have To Call Kindly Docter So-And-So To Dig Up Your Dental Records, Because There Won't Be Much Left Of Your Face.

-You Have A Kind Of Sick Desperation In Your Laugh.

-With A Gun In Your Mouth, You Speak Only In Vowels.

-I Wanted To Destroy Something Beautiful.

-With Insomnia, You're never Really Asleep; You're Never Really Awake.

-I...I Dont Know. I Guess When People Think Your Dying They Really Listen Instead.. Of Just Waiting For Their Time To Speak

-Did You Know That If You Mix Equal Parts Of Gasoline And Equal Parts Of Frozen Orange Juice Concentrate, You Could Make Napalm?

"No, I Did Not Know That, Is That True?"

Thats Right. One Can Make All Kinds Of Explosives Using Simple House Hold Items.

If One Were So Inclined.

-A New Car Built By My Company Leaves Some Where Traveling At 60 mph. The Rear Differential Locks Up. The Car Crashes And Burns With Everyone Trapped Inside. Now: Should We Initiate A Recall? Take The Number Of Vehicles In The Field, A, Multiply By The Probable Rate Of Faliure, B, Multiply By The Average Out-Of-Court Settlement,C. A Times B Times C Equals X. If X Is Less Than The Cost Of A Recall, We Don't Do One.

"Are There A Lot Of These Kinds Of Accidents?"

You Wouldn't Believe.

"Which Car Company Do You Work For?"

-I've Met God Across His Long Walnut desk With His Diplomas Hanging On The Wall Behind Him And God Asks Me,

Why Did I Cause So Much Pain?

Didn't I Realize That Each Of Us Is A Sacred, Unique Snowflake Of Special Unique Specialness? Can't I See How We're All Manifestations Of Love?

I Look At God Behind His Desk , Taking Notes On A Pad, But God's Got This All Wrong.

We Are Not Crap Or Trash, Either.

We Just Are, Just Are, And What Happens, Just Happens. And God Says, "No, Thats Not Right."

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You Cant Teach God Anything.

-Without Just One Nest A Bird Can Call The World Home

Life Is Your Career.

-Nothing Is Static Everything Is Falling Apart.

-It's So Quiet This High Up, The Feeling You Get Is That You're One Of Those Space Monkeys. You Do The Little Job You're Trained To Do. Push A Button. Pull A Lever. You Don't Understand Any Of It, And Then You Just Die.

-Nothing Is As Perfect As You Imagine It.

-Advertisements Have Us Chasing Cars And Clothes, Working Jobs We Hate So We Can Buy Shit We Don't Need.

-Why Does A Weak Person Have To Go Out And Find A Strong Person To Hang On To?