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NORMS FAMILY
Here is a better view of Norms
family, below is a bit of more detail on them.
Now for all the Gnomey details about Norms family.
Click on the outline of the Gnome you want to know more about.

Gnome Family:
A. Norm of course. And
he holds his own when it comes to dealing with all those various Gnome
duties, such as mushroom harvesting, gardening, and all the other traditional
Gnome chores. He's opted though to experience the world, our world however
normal it maybe to us, it is totally odd to him and his fellow Gnomes.
Norm is a not shy of the camera and having his picture taken. He is
a good traveler, and rarely ever complains, and is always looking for
new and exciting locals to have share with his brethren and you viewers.
He hopes you enjoy them as much as he does or tries to.
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B. Gerome the Gnome,
is a cousin of Norms. He's what the family call the keeper of the light.
Gerome is a pretty down to earth gnome, but because of his title tends
to be a bit full of himself. But despite this, he is pretty trustworthy
and always there when you need a light when foraging for snails or mushrooms
in the dark undergrowth of their woodland homes. Also Gerome is quite
helpful with home and garden lighting projects. Gerome has two brothers,
George (G.) and Geoffrey (H.). All have strong work ethics and are each
skilled in their personal trades.
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C. Cappy the Gnome,
comes from a long line of mushroom sitters and has been recognized by
several other Gnome families for his skill and care of mushrooms and
their nutruing into larger, superior mushrooms, which are used in various
capacities by all gnomes. Cappy is always seen smoking his pipe and
relishes in blowing every imaginable smoke shape, from traditional rings
to complitcated bug and creature outlines. He has won many a smoking
competition. Cappy is Norms uncle.
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D. Nate the Gnome is Norm's
older, larger brother. And if you haven't guessed by looking at the picture,
Nate is completely opposite of Norm in many ways. He is much more reclusive
and hates having his picture taken (probably why he hid behind Norms hat).
Nate also hates traveling and, come to think of it, has never left the
family grounds. Well except for that time when Nate and Norm were kids
and went searching for snails down by the river, but thats a long story.
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E. Alfred the Gnome
is another cousin of Norm's. If you take another look at the picture you
might even figure out how he got the name Alfred. If you haven't guessed,
I tell you, see he has a striking resemblance to another famous Alfred.
Look again, still stumped. Ok, then this other famous person has his own
popular magazine with millions of subscribers and fans both by youth and
adult. Still no luck? Ok now your making me MAD!!! and if thats not a
big enough clue your out of luck. Anyways, Alfred is alot like his famous
counterpart. He is prone to doing some crazy stuff, like the time he thought
it would be fun to paint all the mushrooms blue. Hazah, that sure wigged
otu several of the other gnomes.
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F. Gus the Gnome is a distant
uncle of Norm's. Gus as you might have guess is a bit different than most
other Gnomes. Probably why Norm really likes him. Gus's background is
rather complicated, but for information sake we'll condense it a bit.
Gus is a product of the 60's and has never really shedded alot of the
hippy life style he adopted. A lot of the other gnomes aren't particuarly
appreciative of Gus's lifestyle and radical views. But Norm looks at it
like this, every family has its horse of a different color. Gus definately
moves to the beat of a different drum. Gus does have a lot of positive
traits though. He's a fantastic story teller and is loved by all the younger
gnomes, and his sense of humor is unequaled.
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G. George the Gnome, brother of Geoffrey
and Gerome as mentioned before is a cousin of Norm's. George, like his
other brothers is a skilled and hard worker. Diligent to the end. His
specialty is mining, quarying, and sculpting. You'll often hear him tinkering
away with his hammer and chisel as he helps a fellow gnome excavate rock
out his dwelling. Or mining some rare materials than can be traded by
family for other goods. And he loves working with his hammer and chisel
so much his favorite hobby/pastime is doing sculptures or bust of other
family gnomes. In fact a lot of the yard gnomes you find at local landscaping
stores were originally sculpted by George.
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H. Geoffrey the Gnome, brother
of Gerome an George, again Norm's cousins. Geoffrey skill is gardening
and landscaping. He's so skilled with a shovel in fact that most of the
other gnomes in his area would never consider doing any project without
him. He can create a garden in a matter of minutes, where it would take
most gnomes hours to accomplish. And along with his brother George can
excavate an area for a basement, root cellar, or dig and assemble a well
in just a few days. Personality wise Geoffrey is a pretty serious fellow,
rarely laughs outloud and is prone to kill a party mood in seconds. Now
don't misjudge him, because on the other hand due to his serious nature
is also the first gnome the others go to for advise or suggestions as
they value his cool headedness and judgement.
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I. Norbert the Gnome, also know
as Pappy or Grandpa, is Norm's grandfather. As you can see Pappy as he
likes to be called is quite old, well evident by how his beard has greyed.
But you don't have to remind him of it. He's well aware of his age and
despite his age is still quite active in the community. Pappy is quite
proud of Norm and his adventures into the outside world away from the
home gnome town. Pappy is happy spending most of his day just sitting
and talking about the old days with his fellow gnomes.
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Other close family members not pictured here in the group photo:
- Sedgewick (Sedge) well known for his custom made hammocks,
another cousin of Norm's.
- Mortimer (Morty) a real dead beat, a cousin of Norm's usually
found napping under mushrooms or in a hammock.
- Corneilius, Corny as some of his closest friends call him
or Neil to others. A cousin who is a really swinger.
- And many more... maybe someday we'll get them all listed.
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