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The First Jewish Pope
Trailer #2
Open up on static. Suddenly, a camera is turned on. We see a face peering into the camera. As he steps back, he is revealed to be clad in the uniform of the Pope. This is the Jewish Pope himself, Murray Goldberg.
"Ok, listen up. I don't know how much time I have. People of America, your government is plotting against you. Every day, you are forced to live a lie. I'm here now to set things right. You'd all better sit down. I'm serious! Nice and comfy? That's good. Ok, here goes: There is no Idaho. It's drawn on the maps, and it's written on potato sacks. But it doesn't exist. The potatoes are produced in central Delaware, which is actually bigger than you've been led to believe. It's a massive conspiracy, everyone's involved.... The CIA, The FBI, The KGB, The Jewish Neo-Nazi Communists, the Israeli Republicans... We have to stop them! We-"
As he talks, a window is smashed open, he turns, and we see a huge S.W.A.T. team rush in. He yells into the camera in a frantic effort to finish his speech.
"Don't let them keep pulling the wool over your eyes!"
He is grabbed and handcuffed by an agent.
"It's too late for me! You still have time! Revolt! Rebel!"
The camera is knocked over on it's side... we see legs rushing frantically around. Then all is static.
Over the static, superimposed in black:
Next:
The static goes away, as if a television was turned off. We are left wth a small pinpoint of light at the center of the screen. Suddenly, in large red letters, dropping down from the top of the screen:
And beneath that, fading in, smaller, in light blue letters:
We then have a thirty second montage of quick images from the movie, including clips from other movies that will be easy for viewers to recognize: The giant stone boulder chasing Indiana Jones, the alien from Alien killing someone, Dr. Evil from Austin Powers... We'll just be creative. After that, we show, in beautiful calligraphic letters:
And after that fades away:
Coming Soon
"Oy Vey! The First Jewish Pope!"