Well, well, you've either been linked here by a friend, been directed here by one of my other sites, or simply wandered in here through a search engine. But perhaps you don't understand what it is you're doing here. A Jewish Pope? Does that make sense? Of course not. Which is the basic theme of my script: Things that don't make sense. (Some of the other themes include: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers" and "The hokey-pokey really is what it's all about!")

I guess by now you're wondering what on earth a movie with a title like mine could be about. It's really the story of one man's heroic triumph over rational thought. I'll give you a very, very brief plot synopsis:

Murray Goldberg feels that the world is falling to ruins due to the lack of good leadership. In order to right the wrongs, he runs for Pope. This obviously doesn't sit well with the Catholics, but Murray eventually overthrows the current Pope and assumes his title. With the help of his sidekick, the android Candace, he creates plenty of jolly disorder.

But, I think I've said too much. If you want the full, mind-blowing (hehehe... I said "mind") effect of the script, I suggest you read the scripts for the trailers first.

And now for my final thought. This script is probably evil, I'll make no denial. If you're from the Legion of Decency or any other religious order, you don't need to tell me that this script was probably coughed up from the bowels of hell. Believe me, I know. The lack of respect for all religions, the constant ethnic stereotypes, and the blatant (and believe me, they're all pretty darn blatant!) copyright infringements may be sick and wrong. It may be the tool of Satan herself. Well, enjoy!

On to the first trailer!

I already read the first trailer... show me the second one!

I finished the trailers last time(OR, I'm being bad and skipping the trailers)... show me the script itself!

That was fantastic! What's in store for the sequel?

Thanks to: Evan Grysko and Dave Lanza, for helping to come up with many of the jokes from this script, Mike Buenvenida, for assisting in the molding of my sense of humor. God, for giving me this sense of humor (I'm sure his is better [I hope...]), Jessica Rossi, for helping to support me creatively and acting as a sounding board even when my ideas were really bad (which was often) for all those stories and poems I wrote in the past. These people helped me to grow and develop creatively, forming the misshapen lump of gray matter which cooked up this script. And everyone else who's helped to make me who I am today.