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Oy Vey! The FIRST First Jewish Pope Trailer
Oy Vey!
The First Jewish Pope

Trailer #1

Open up on a black screen. Words appear on it in white:

"A story about that great force which makes the world go 'round..."

That leaves the screen... and, up comes...

"Stupidity!"

That leaves, up comes...

"Oy Vey! The First Jewish Pope!"

Cut to a series of clips from the movie:

A clip of an Italian getting hit with one of the meatballs

(Superimposed):

"Laughs!"

The picture of the deformed fetus.

(Superimposed):

"Horror!"

A clip of the firing tank.

(Superimposed):

"War! (It's hell, you know!)"

And, a black screen again.

(Superimposed):

"And, it starts off with a bang... "

Lastly, A clip of our soon-to-be infamous first three seconds.

(Superimposed):

"Literally!"

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Well, now that I've gotten your interest, how about moving on to Oy Vey! Trailer #2