Hey fellas-

I’m here to help you with your love life.

Whether it be with your best gal or wife,

and its all about paying your dues

with Honey Dues.

(singing)                                                                                  

So Fellas-

you gotta bring in the wood and take out the ashes

so your pretty woman doesn’t turn down your passes.

And Fellas-

Ya gotta put that toilet paper on the right way

if you wanna be able to get her to play.

By the way, Fellas-

It won’t hurt your hands to do the dishes

so your sexy Lady will grant all your wishes.

Remember Fellas-

Ya got to do your Honey Dues

for your Honey to do right!!!!

Now listen up Fellas-

Be nice and take that doggie for a stroll

and maybe that fine Gal of yours will let you reach your goal.

Did ya know Fellas-

If you don’t shine up her car

your night of lovin won’t go far.

Think about it Fellas-

Ya got to do your Honey Dues

for your Honey to do right!!!!!!!