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This is one thing I wrote to my online support family and just thought I would share .

Dear Online Family,

I have been having severe pain in the rear upper right quadrant area that will radiate up my neck to my ear and also will radiate around to under my arm pit area and down my right arm to wear it hurts to even raise it. Using it for anything is completely out of the question.I took some darvon and it did not help any.I don't know why .......but I tried to discuss this with my hubby.He informs me that we all will get aches and pains as we get older......whacka,whacka,whacka......


My face contorted and turned several shades of red as the steam started streaming out of my ears.......whacka,whacka,whacka.......


I own a very old handed down through the ages cast iron fry pan.I know that iron is bad for me with the Hep, so I can no longer use it for cooking......whacka,whacka,whacka.......

 

How I would love to wacka, wacka, wacka hubby with it but being the frugal person I am I hate to waste such a fine frying pan on him.........whacka,whacka,whacka..........

I was admiring the frying pan and having day dreams of my wack, wacka ,whacking hubby with it when my Mother walked in. She looked at me and said " I was wondering when you were going to find out that pan IS NOT for cooking. It has been handed down through the generations of females in our family for whack, wacka , whacking .Not for cooking! The humps and bumps on it are from your past forefathers."
A very evil grin came upon my previously contorted face." It is....mmmm" I replied rubbing the impressions left by my past male relatives.......whacka,whacka,whacka.........

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After my hubbies reply of how while we age we will all get aches and pains I would like to inform you he has not been popping any popcorn lately nor will he in the near future......whacka,whacka,whacka......

I hope the pressure builds inside of him and BOTH his heads explode.....whacka,whacka,whacka.....


Thank you for listening,
I feel better now
Ladyelec


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