Animal Pet Peeves
(My partner and I "house" multiple kitty kats so I can tell
you Cat Peeves, but I really love the kitties and all animals)
"First of all, notice that I don't say we "own" multiple kitty kats - simply put - they "own" us and we just house them through our own funds..."
"Asking a Kitty to do something - and of course it doesn't get done (kind of like kids...) (and joking b/c kids are great too) -- and of course I have to joke b/c we don't want to get sued now do we - laughing again"
"Having no room on the couch because a kitty owns the couch"
"Forget the Bed..."
"Coming home to the wonderful world of hairballs and cat throwup!"
"The kids don't Vacuum when we ask them to and like their supposed to"
"Feel free to walk over or around the kitty kat on the Floor because they sure as well are not going to move for you!"
(and for simplicity sake...Kitties are not really "animals" - remember that)