THE BOYS IN THE BAND
UNCLE JOE- Singer/Songwriter, Guitar, Arrangements, Bounty Hunter
Uncle Joe was born in the lower bottoms of Washington, DC. He began pickin' guitar at the age of 45 and now knows the names of many of the chords he plays. An avid croquet enthusiast, Joe devotes countless hours to this greatly maligned sport.
SEANESSY- Singer/Songwriter, Bass, Vocals, Arrangements, Sporadic Weather Observations
Sean began smokin' cigars at the tender age of 12 and was criticized for it. It has always been his dream to make his mark in the world of music as compensation for his youthful indescretions. He is currently the focus of a government study on the effects of deep thought on the human brain. Results are mixed.
LONESOME LEE- Guitar, Bass, Drums, Spoons, Arrangements, Bikini Inspector
Lee was born and raised in the Glen Burnie swamps by a pack of wolverines. He was 8 years old when he picked up his first pair of sticks. He's been whalin' and whackin' for many years now and is well known for it. Lee is frightened by the thought of getting a real job and has been successfull in surviving in the wild on a diet consisting solely of Mountain Dew and pretzels. He's currently writing his new book entitled "Outwitting Squirrels."