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QUESTION: TWO POTATOES ARE STANDING ON THE STREET CORNER ....... "HOW CAN YOU TELL WHICH POTATO IS THE PROSTITUTE?"
ANSWER: "LOOK FOR THE LITTLE LABEL THAT READS IDAHO"
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Question: What is an Idaho brand mink coat called? Answer: An Arapaho [ A (wrap) a ho] in tater talk
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QUESTION: "HOW DOES A TATER GO DOWNTOWN?"
ANSWER: "WHY OF COURSE, HE GETS ON THE TUBERVILLE TROLLEY
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TATER DICTIONARY
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A.Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don't
want to soil their own hands. They are called "DICK TATERS"
B.Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to
watch while others do the work. They are called "SPECK TATERS"
C.Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with
the way others do the work. They are called "COMMENT TATERS"
D.Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree
with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet. They are called
"AGGIE TATERS"
E.There are those who say they will help, but somehow just never get around to
actually doing the promised help. They are called "HEZZIE TATERS"
F.Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they are not. They
are called "EMMA TATERS"
G.Then there are those who love and do what they say they will. They are
always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand.
They bring real sunshine into the lives of others. They are called "SWEET
TATERS"
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You know that all potatoes have eyes. Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other and they finally got married and had a little one, a real sweet
potato, whom they called "Yam".
They wanted the best for little Yam, telling her all about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half baked because she could get Mashed, get a bad name like "Hot Potato", and then end up with a bunch of Tatter Tots.
She said not to worry, "no Mr. McSpud would get her in the sack and make a Rotten Potato out of her"! But she couldn't stay home and become a Couch
Potato either. She would get plenty of food and exercise so as not to be
skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato even told her about going off to Europe and to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland. And even the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. They also said she should watch out for the Indians when going out west because she could get Scalloped. She told them she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Blue Belles or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks you see around town that say, "Frito Lay".
Mr. and Mrs. Potato wanted the best for Yam, so they sent her to Idaho P.U.
(that's Potato University) where the Big Potatoes come from.
When she graduates, she'll really be in the Chips. But one day she came home and said she was going to marry Tom Brokaw. Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset and said she couldn't marry him because he's just a ............
Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?
Remember I warned you!
COMMENTATOR ! ! !
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LOOK FOR SOON COMING HIT!!!!!! WHEN "IRISH POTATO" EYES ARE SMILIN' featuring Sweet Tater McNamara and His Tater Chips
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ABOVE WE FIND TATER TOTS OF ILL BEGOTS IN THEIR LITTLE TATER CRIB WITH TATER PEPPER BOTTLES AND TATER PLAYTHINGS
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EACH STUDENT RECEIVES THIS WITTLE PATCH UPON COMPLETING COURSES
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Ima Ho the
INSTRUCTOR
FOR CLASS
OF 2000
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ITEMS IN CATEGORY ROOT CROPS
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