About the Author
I could tell you about myself, but in the interest of avoiding bias, I will allow the people who know me to do it for me. Here, chosen as aribtrarily as possible, is a good mix of praise and aspersion. If you have some witty invective or some boot-licking flattery or an incisive observation regarding yours truly, E-mail me and I'll consider adding it.
"vexing"-Dominique C.
"such a dork"-Deanne D.
"such a nerd"-Erin R.
"useless"-Nicole G.
"buttmunch"-Kasey K.
"surprisingly intelligent with a dash of insane"--Amber T.
"If [he] crosse[s] me again, I'll break [his] fucking kneecaps!!!!!"-Charles D. [ha ha...Chuck D.]
"an old soul"-Anna C.
"think[s] [he's] real funny"-Edgar
"fuckin' 'tard"-Natalie H.
"fucking genius"-Ryan S.
"fucking retard"-Ryan S.
"Gah!"-Anya M.
"immature jerk"-Nicole G.
"mister oblivious"-Ryan S.
"foolish"-Jeremiah H.
"hard to read"-Erin F.
"[his] hair is so fabulous"-Megan O.
"very witty"-Israel R.
"not too bright"-Elizabeth H.
"inhuman bastard"-Nicole G.
"fucking dumbass"-Ryan S.
"I didn't know [he was] so spry"-Beatriz T.
"jerk"-Monique G.
"such an asshole!" -Marlen S.
"a polished writer"-Marsha C.
"Fak you, bich!" -Marlen S.
"fucking asshole"-Marissa S.
"an annoying lil [sic] fuckhead who's got something up his ass"-Heather E.
"a walking contradiction"-Kelly G.
"icky"-Gustavo
"awesome"-Sean
"Really good at making people feel small"-Carly G.
"one of only two people I know who will break out the dictionary and quote it to you over the phone"-Elizabeth H.
"So boring"-Nicole G.
"I always liked [his] sense of humor"-Chris W.
"[the way he walks] is kinda sexy"-Erin F.
"aloof"-assorted
"such a little kid"-various
"such a jerk"-sundry
