Tom's Performance Schedule

Tom's Gigs and CD News

The Open Stage at Fiddler's Dream

In addition to my gigs, I also host the open stage at Fiddler's Dream Coffeehouse, on 17th St. North of Glendale, every Thursday night from 8-10. Come out to play or just to listen; admission is $2 or two cans of food for the poor. It's non-profit, non-electric, non-loud but VERY habit forming!

Tom's Schedule

May 17 : Peoria Library Auditorium, with two other musicians; show starts at 7 p.m.
May 28: The Paper Heart Gallery, 750 NW Grand Ave, Friday, May 28, 8 p.m.
July 17: Fiddlers' Dream, 17th Street and Glendale, behind the Quaker Church. First set; show starts at 8 p.m.

CD News

IT'S HERE!

Something to Sell at My Gigs

JUNE 2001: NEWS FLASH! "FIRST HOUSE IS A HIT WITH DR. D!"

I've been getting airplay on the Dr. Demento show! The good Dr. liked my song "First House" enough to play it on his March 4, 2001 show. By the first week of April, it was on his show again, as # 5 on the FUNNY FIVE! "First House" has continued to climb the charts, and on June 3rd, it reached NUMBER ONE on the FUNNY FIVE!

Wow! My thanks to whoever is out there calling and requesting it!

JANUARY 2001: My CDs are now available! "Something to Sell at My Gigs" is my first CD and I'm really proud of it! Includes "Little Star Treks," "Catholic Guilt," "Baby Boomer" and lots of other songs to annoy your friends with!

REVIEWS:

"Knocked me out of my chair..." -- Larry Berger, Saturday Light Brigade, WYEP-FM Pitsburgh
"I laughed from the very beginning!" -- Kendall Marshall, KLLY radio, Bakersfield, CA

"SOMETHING TO SELL AT MY GIGS" COMES WITH THIS UNCONDITIONAL GUARANTEE: It has one more song than Sting's latest album, yet it's only half as long and at least twice as funny!!

READ THE LYRICS: Access all the lyrics right here on the site; click here to read them.

HOW TO GET IT:

BUY MY CD AT CD BABY.COM!
Now all you people who like to use credit cards to buy CDs from total strangers can link to my CD via CDBaby.com! Just click this link:
www.cdbaby.com/tuerff

If you use PayPal for ebay and the like, you can now use it to buy my CD, too! My account for PayPal is ttuerff@aol.com.
Also, Border's Books and Music at 24th St. and Camelback is now selling my CD! Look for it in the Comedy and "Local Interest" sections!
Hears Music in Tucson, on Campbell north of Grant has several copies of my CD for sale! Go get one!
Come by the house, come to a gig, or:
Send a check for $15 (that includes postage and a nifty bubble bag at no extra cost) plus your name, address and an e-mail address (if you have it) to:

Tuerff Productions, Inc.

3013 W. Tonopah Dr.

Phoenix, AZ 85027

If I trust you, I may even mail your CD before the check clears!

(Well, that leaves out my family...)