Paco Ray, One Hot Dog!

All About Paco

Paco is an 8 lb. 8 year-old Tri-color Smooth Rat Terrier with a bit of an attitude. I believe he is of Hispanic decent, and may have been smuggled across the border about 4 years ago. This gentleman has the biggest and best cold crispies on the planet, and is prone to eye ulcers. Paco's right leg was hurt in the war, so he walks with a permanent limp.

My Pet's Favorite Activities

Paco loves to be mean, no doubt about it. He hates cats, kids, the mailman, the meter reader, the neighbors, other dogs, veterinarians, the ice cream truck, and even members of his own family. This dog will do anything for attention, even if it means drawing blood. Paco has several toys he enjoys ripping the guts out of. He also has a knack for ballroom dancing.

Paco's Adventures

Paco is a closet cross-dresser. We especially adore his pink polka-dot bikini. You can also find in his wardrobe a diamond studded Liberace cape, a yellow raincoat, an easter bunny costume, bat wings, angel wings, winter sweaters, winter coats, a santa outfit, and a black bow-tie and collar. He loves his nails painted flourescent pink, and has a collar for every holiday. Of all the Winnie-the-Pooh characters, he most closely resembles Piglet. His boyfriend's name is Bingo, who we've let move into the house with us. Things get a little "catty" between the two of them, but Paco is definitely the dominant male. Sorry Bingo!

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