Had a fight with the cheese and crackers
13th March 2001
I woke up this morning feeling good
jumped on the scales, scales you've misunderstood
Come on for 3 days i've counted points in my food
now i'm really in a foul mood
Guess what the scales were saying?
That i've gained a pound at this weigh in
How can this be
why does this always happen to me?
I've really watched what i've put on my plate
the scales are supposed to be my mate
So needless to say i've had a bad day
but tomorrow I'll keep the chocolate at bay
5 minutes pass by
Alright i'm back just took a break
went off to the kitchen to make
Ok Ok I confess
that i've just had cheese and crackers oh, what a mess!
If only I hadn't gained that pound today
I would not of eaten all that food, no way
I'm going to promise myself
from now on the chocolate and crisps will stay on the shelf