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“When the squirrels start fighting, you know it’s going to be a long winter. It’s like ‘you’ve got walnuts, and I’ve got walnuts, but I need your walnuts.’ The next thing you know, it’s boom, squirrel with a knife in its back.” -Dan Vado
"Once you put your hand in a sock, that's when true art begins." -Deb Moskyok
"If you think that you are no one, and they say no one is perfect, then arent you therefor perfect" -Confucious (aka Dave)
"Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cant walk" -Confucious (aka Dave)
"last time i was this high, i was in an airplane" -Joel
"If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?" -anonymous
"Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity." -Christopher Morley
"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought --- particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things".-Woody Allen
""I invented the internet". - Al Gore
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
"Light travels faster than sound... That's how some people appear bright until you hear them speak"
"Death is life’s way of telling you you’re fired"
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"what would you think of a man who not only kept an arsenal in his home, but was collecting at enormous financial sacrifice a second arsenal to protect the first one? what wuld you say if this man so frightened his neighbors that they in turn were collectiong weapons to protect themselves from him? what if this man spent ten times as much money on his expensive weapons as he did on the education of his children? What if one of his children criticized his hobby and he calles that child a traitor and a bum and disowned him? And he took another child who had obeyed him faithfully and armed that child and sent it out into the world to attack neighbors? What would you say about a man who introduces poisons onto the water that he drinks and the air that he breathes? What if this man not only is feuding with the people on his block but involves himself in the quarrels of others in distant parts of the city and even in the suburbs? Such a man would clearly be a paranod schizophrenic with homicidal tendencies." and yet people still have faith in the US government -Caligula Bushman
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
-G. Dubya Bush
"When life gives you lemons thank it and throw them at the next person who walks by, unless you are dating them" -AnonyMoose
"Its not a life preserver, its a time machine!" -Jeff
"There are so many thing in this world that make me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon, luckilly i keep spares" -Anonymous
"The only way to have a happy ending is not to tell the rest of the story." ~Orson Welles
Hostess Twinkies mate for life-Tom Robbins
My lifestyle statement requires me to wear a large and untidy cat on my head at all times.
They're on our right, they're on our left, they're in front of us, they're behind us; they can't get away from us this time."
-Chesty Puller, USMC
What would Jesus do? Hang out with prostitutes, anger the religous right and generally be the greatest liberal of his time.
~There's plenty of time to sleep when you are dead
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