A man enters this world NAKED, COLD, and CONFUSED. He ponders the significance of his existence, marvels at the wonders of life, and struggles to conform to an ambient, socially acceptable position in society.
Considering his inherent limitations and the restrictions of his character, it is nothing short of a miracle that he transcends his life-cycle without inducing his own demise.

Me? I may still be confused by the complexity of our culture, but at least now I'm wearing shorts...