What Cats Do for People

    Give them someone to talk to

    Create a kindred feeling with other "cat people"

    Turn common household objects, like bottle caps into toys

    Make them more aware of birds

    Donate our services as alarm clocks

    Display daring acrobatic feats right in front of their eyes

    Make a window sill more beautiful

    Make them smile

    Teach them how to land on their feet

    Let them indulge their desires to really spoil someone

    Remind them that life is mysterious

    Share with them--the experience of purring

    Instruct them in the luxurious art of stretching

    Show them how to lick their wounds and go on

Thanks Elmo!