SaRa'S pAgE!!

HI!!

A list of quotes, take them with a grain of salt.
(by the way, thanks Turner for some of these!)

Live Free or Die

Sometimes, in order to find an equal, and Irishman is forced to coverse with the Almighty

If you wanna kiss the sky,
better learn how to kneel
On your knees boy - U2

All poets are theifs,
they kill their insparation,
and sing [write] about the greif - U2


Stop repeat offenders.
Don't re-elect them!

If we are what we eat,
I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

"Freedom is just another word for Nothin' left to lose" --Janice Joplin

"I am what I am, I'll do what I want" (and if u try to stop me....i have a few recemendations of where u might wanna go....)

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

If you drink, don't park.
Accidents cause people.

5 days a week my body is a temple.
The other two, it's an amusement park.


Keep honking while I reload.

I wasn't born a bitch.
Men like you made me this way

I don't have a license to kill.
I have a learner's permit.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

HONK
If You Want To See My Finger

Always remember you're unique...
Just like everyone else.



Don't drink and drive...
You might hit a bump and spill your drink

Your kid may be an Honor Student,
but YOU'RE still an idiot

As long as there are tests,
there will be prayer in public schools

Reality is a crutch for people
who can't handle drugs.


Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now.


BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore

You're just jealous because the voices
only talk to ME.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship

Some people are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them

"Wanna be a hippie cause life is so sweet" -Sheryl Crow

"One more tear, and swimming will be futile"

" No one is a virgin, life screws us all"

"Some people say 'forget and forvive', i say 'forget forgiving, get into acceptance, and get out of town" -Gross Point Blank

Your a hansome looking devil, who are you? - Gross Point Blank

"Hell must be a really swell spot, because the guys who invented the religion are trying hard to keep everyone else out."
-Al Capone

"I'm looking for something, something so undifined, that it can only be seen by the eyes of the blind, in the middle of the night"-Billy Joel

"I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows, they learned to swim."
-U2, Until the end of the world

"One does not applaud the tenor for clearing his throught" - Dangourus Liasons

"Life is a sexualy transmitted disease"

"Life Sucks no matter what, so don't be fooled by locations changes." -Daria

"Life is a tradgady for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think."

"Music washes away from the soul the dust of every day life."

"If we weren't all crazey, we'd go insane.
Sometimes i go off into my own little world. But thats okay: they all know me there."

"How can old lovers stay friends? Either they never loved each other, or they still do."

"From me to you, freind is a four letter word" -Cake

Life is the most prolonged and cruel torture ever conceived.

Heaven won't have me and hells afraid I'll take over. - Wa Tashiwa DEABLO!! KAKAKAKA

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

What lies before us and what lies behind us are tiny matters to what lies within us.

I have gone to look for myself, if I should return before I get back, keep me here.

All I need in life's a little bit of love to take away the pain. But I can't find any. It's just a damn shame.

To follow by faith alone is to follow blindly.

Life is what happens when you're too busy planning.

Many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

Life is only as precious as it's beholder know's.

I know I'm crazy. That's the only thing that keeps me sane.

The only true reality is the one we perceive to be so.

Replacing one pain with another doesn't work. You'll just be left with both soon enough.

One man's civil war is another man's attempt at revolution

Don't take life so seriously. Nobody makes it out alive anyway.

Understanding is understanding that you cannot possibly understand everything.

We are what we repeatedly do.

Imagine all the heartaches and tears in twenty-seven years of beers -Buffet.

"Just remember if we were ment to be, fate will bring us back together agin....."

Champagne for my real friends, pain for my sham friends.





******* Thoughts to ponder : P *************

Can a vegitarian eat animal crackers?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts, but as mattresses?

If a mute swears, does him mother wash his hands with soap?

If a man in standing in the middle of the forrest, speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? [yes]

If somone with mutiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

What do you do when you see an endagered animal eating an endagered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms, are they afaid someone will clean them?

If a turtle dosn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to drown, too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Does anyone ever vanish with a trace?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are the same thing??

How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?

What ever happen to B batteries? There's AAA, AA, C and D. but no B.

why is it called an asteroid when it's in the hemisphere, and a hemorrhiod when it's in your ass?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?

CrAzY YouTH GrOuP

HEYHEY!!!!! Ok- the poetry is GONE!!!! If you still wanna find my poetry, i have a BRAND NEW web page, just for it!! So, see the favorites link at the bottom...and go from there. This section is now decicated to my CRAZY YOUTH GROUP!! PHUMC!!!!

If its not BROOKE don't fix it!! (haha)

This is my "back"

Baby Got Back ( the official theme song of Junaluska! What did we start, Sam??)

If the vans a-rockin', don't come a-knockin' (LOL!!! This applies to several different i/j....all in all....we all need a van.....)

"Cut the crap" - Wendy ( i think she speaks for us all..)

Stop the insainty!! (wow, what a movement...lol)

Mr. Meoff (well....that was hysterical!)

OUTSTANDING!!!! ( Brooke...say that one more time...and you will be beat down......)

Mamoth Hunters (Ryan's bathroom readin material, right brooke? me thinks there is more there than meets the eye, a crush mabey??)

Wal Mart (lol Sam....my truker, the ho' and the pimp.....Wal Mart is the store of the month...)

"Mary Jane isn't a weed" - Jessie (lol, Jessis' education....)

Sam and his cd's (man, you couldn't hold on to anything that day!)

Fantasia (LOL!!! KIM!! We gotta watch that...trippin on acid!!!)

" Two tears in a bucket, mother **** it" ( Kim! U rock! YOuv'e seen that movie!!!)

Tequilla ( Six flags? Tequilla....My booty, there all interchageable....)

" Fat guy in a little coat....housekeeping" - what a funny movie!!!

The Crowns (i love my royal family!!)

Mr. Smiley (that image is burned in my brain, Kim!!)

Nathan and his clip on (bull running in pamplona....)

The Ducklings (lol Sam, good name for them!)

SupPer Buddy (i am such a rAAtard!!)

Ladys Man (oh lawrd....)

Poo-poo show (bathroom humor to new hights!!!)

Window Singing (we are insane sam!)

"He can ride my wild horses" - Kim (LOL!!!!)

" Yo mamma.." (Kim- i wish i had a momma like that!! lol)

" that would just make it sizzle" Kim, what was so funny about that???

The Slap

Mr. Smiley/Mr.Ride Me (hahahahahahahaha)

How many miligrams of drugs did you take again???

Gatorade ( haha i like me some gatorade. the red type)

The Chair (kim, i hate to say it, but Beth really won that...snicker...)

The Dog (what a deprived dog)

The Mexicans (words of wisdom from Ringo...inibriated Ringo......)

I still haven't found what i am looking for, have you seen Bono?
Bono, you can Pop me!
Bono, you can ride my wild horses!
Bono, I'll wear that velvet dress if you....
On you knees, Bono.

"Brooke, you have pretty eyes" Kim (you gotta thing for blondes kim? or is is just the eyes..)

I think Kim smells like pee-pee (hahahahaha)

just listen (haha. that was sOOO wrong!!)

Ginko Boloba (what was that again? for your memory? wait, what? i thought it was some french guy...)

T-bone (speaking of T-bone, you can get a good look at one...)

CANADA, EH?

Sandwiches and gummy bears (and other assorted food items...aka ring pops)

"the air vent was leaking, thats why i took my shirt off"

*dark lights kim*




Ok, thats the end, hope you had as many laughs as i did : ) if i forgot anything...tell me. Sara : )

A list of my i/js (I wouldn't recommend reading it if u don't know me)

Ok, all the one-liner i/j are gone! Due to a gross copy and paste error, i can't find them!! (sadness....) But, you can help me fix this!! Send me all the one-line i/j you can think of, and i will put them back!!! Thanks!!!


Famous Quotes:
" My computer is NOT GAY!!" - me ( the computer was named after a gay person, and i was just
clarifying)

" They didn't rape the pig" - Robert ( a book, i SWEAR! he was refering to a book)

" Bushi has Reros soul, or some shit" - Mor ( i'm not even gonna touch this)

" So i was massaging James dick" - Bea. ( it was late, and she couldn't think, or speak, strait.)

" my brother is a lesbo" - Bea ( i see a pattern forming here)

" this taste's like Robert."-me ( i'm not going there)

" Rocky, the Itallian Scallion, right?"-me (i was hungry, OK??)

" do you wanna borrow my shirt?" - mor (alex was cold, and she is VERY nice.)

"He was being sooo pervy!'-Liz (referring to a certain horny person..... JAMES)

"These pants just SCREAM 'this side up'!!"-me (me and Liz were looking through a J.Crew catalog on the last day of real school. Just don't ask)

"Bea has IMS"-me and others (long story from the Montgomery trip)

"My condom in New Orleans"-me (in D.C at 2 in the morning after me and Liz had 8 cans of coke)

"I smell cat piss, where's the cat piss???" -Liz (i swear, we smelled cat piss)

"I thought it was pooh-pooh (imagine a full blown southern accent and the gay wave with this phrase) -me (i thought a pine cone was shit, and i had way too much coke)

"Elbows are sexual spots"-Liz ( we were talking about a freind of mine, who, well.... his elbows wander...)

"I don't have a tweeter"-me (I swear I was referring to the birds in the chimney)

"Its pretty sphgetti!!" -Mor (ummmm.....nevermind)

" He's a...a dead brained orangatange, who's on crack, AND was used for nicotien testing!!" - Mor (cheering me up! so sweet mor-mor!)

"Your kitchen srips me!!!!!!! HELP" - me
(umm...damn kicten cabnet knobs!)

" i am a booger" -me, (this is one of those that knowone wants to know about.......)


"Is there a butt on my pants?" - mor
(this is one of those sentances that just don't make sense)

"Forget baseball, lets go the ballet!!" -Mor (o my, not going there)

"Dude, where is our car" "I don't know, dude, I am looing for the male strippers" - the general female population of my new years party. (hehe, i love tequilla)

"Well, if your Tweedle Dumb, and Sara is Tweedle Stupid, then Robert is Tweedle Horny" -Shari, (oh my, well, that about summs is up!)

"Was Abraham Lincon the 1st prez?" - Me, i wasnt having a smart day, ok???

"Cash Cash Cash, cash in a flash" -ME, ummm

"BABY BAAAALUUUUUGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAA" -Me, don't do drugs kids.

"Sharon, did u just grab my ass" -Robert (that ass has been everywhere!!)

"U know what Panda's eat for lunch?"
" Yah, bamboo, coverd with MAN-ayoise" - me and rob, it was like 2 in the morning, and we were drunk

"I AM NOT MAN-ISH" - Robert (then Robert, what are you????)

" VULTORS!!!!!! YOUR ALL VULTORS!!!!!!!!" -me, (well, they were, btw, i think i misspeled that. 'vultors' refers to a large black, fleash eating bird)

"Don't argue, just accept" -Ernst (Ernst gives advice......)

"Congradulations, life still sucks"- (also from) Ernst ( and more advice.........)

"DAMIT IF YOU DON"T JUST SMILE......." -Me (it is a pep talk, really)

" I am the ZEN MASTER, of the lights..." -Me (umm i was playing head games w/bea, by moving this light throught telikniesis"

"Lights"
"CAMERA ACTION MOVIE" - Me and Bea (one of the best ends in the world)

"Yup, in life you just need whiskey and dirty pillows" -Joel (This comment is just classically Joel.......)

" I WANT A KODAMA!!! EANNNNN CHICA CHICA" -Me, Mor, and Bea. (ummmmmm, right anyway......)

" Robert! your like, the archeological pimp!" -Me, (hehe, glad i decided to come on the class trip!)

"Tresume, Treesemen, ohhh la la" -Rob and me (^_^;;; ummmmmmmmm hearing aid anyone?)

" Cover you hand with you eyes" - Morgan (smoothness...)

" I haven't worn shoes sense my brothers crucifixion!!!!" - Liz (oh really? and your brother would be....Jesus mabey? lol!!!)

"Gosh, Liz, its only my 8th sample, that stuff is free food waitin for eatin!" - Me (lol, i LOVE chick-fil-a chicken!!)

"I'm not......spastic" - Brooke (do you have a nervose twitch, Brooke?)

"Yah! Well....Eore is over 21!!!" - Brooke (HAAH!! NO SHAPERONE)

" R U APPLIEYING WHITE OUT TO YOUR BREAST????"
"Yes Sara, I want pasty boobs." - me and morgan. (this is a long story. Morgan, reminder :bend over and put on your boob cup)

"Robert, i don't wanna have your tall, fat albino children!" - Me (haha, we were just thinking...acctually, i don't think that think had anything to with this......)

"Put the little man down!" - Sam (haha..foozball..)

"If you don't quite sliding that little man in and out of me!!!!" - Me (um...foozeball?)

"Well, you could start a sexual relationship" -Jeffery (HAHAHAHAH that is the FUNNIEST THING!!)

" Yah, he just had sooo much sex...by time he was 21 was he was towwwww up, that how i wanna go, YEAH!!" - Me (HAHAHA. i wanna die of sexual exesses by the time i'm 21. what better way to die?)

"Bea, where are my car keys...i'm driving and i can't find them!" - Bea's Mom (haha you are just like her)

" This is my nose *pointing at my shoulder*" - me (crack is nice....)

" I was kissing him for 3 months..." - Bea (dang gurl!! you can really hold your breath well!!)

"Never marry a 'Murry' thats like marrying an 'uncle bob'" - Me (bea gets advice on marriage)

" How come I am never invited to my own orgys???"- Me (well....i'm not!!!! and it sucks!!)

"Kleenex?"
"Kleenex"
"KEENEX??"
"Kleenex"
"KLEENEX?????????"
"YES!! KLEENEX!!!" - Bea and Me (haha, are your shure its kleenex?? YES DAMMIT!!)

"He is like, Lennie small" - Me (hahaha, classfiying a certin jerk!!)

"Those lizards are getting it on!!" - NOt shure (man, the natural science meusem sees alot of action)

"Morgan, you have crap for brains" - Me (this is classyfiyed under 'it made sense at the time' i'm gonna leave it at that)

" I have stuff upstairs " -Moy (uh...thank you Captin Obvious)

"Ok, everybody, shout out your sex fantasy" - GUTTER PARTY PEEPS!!!

" I have to pay income tax "
" But you don't have a income "
" I still pay income tax" - James, me and James again ( er.....james has a serious stupid moment..)

"Whats coming near me" ( a line from a movie )
" MY CROTCH" - Betsy (hahaha...lemme guess, you like the elf, right?)

" Give me your ions" - Morgan (static strikes the new orleans trip - BEADS BABY!!! )

"Bea, did i tell you what Robert did to my monkey?"
"That sounded wrong" - Me and Bea (ROBERT!!! Keep your hands away from my MONKEY!! *sobs* poor theseilonius.....)

" Your just a child Brooke, an amature"
"You know all about amature vido, Dani" - Brooke and Dani (HAHAH Brooke, that was the best one yet!!"

"Are those people shussing me?!?!?!" - Me (we were at Margarita's, and the people in the booth next to me started going "shhhh" at me!!)

"He whipped me!!!!" - Me (robert had gum..."

"Its show and tell, and i brought Legolas. He is going to show me somthing, and i'll tell you about it" - Me (ahh show and tell. how i miss those days.lol...Lord of the Rings worship....)

"I got it for hy..hygen...hygit...hy....i got it so i wouldn't stank.." - Me (haha....So you understand my same-jean-everyday thing now?)

"Back when i was an orgasam" - Betsy, Brooke, Liz and me" (Prices were low...presedents were honest.....and there were no car crashes)

" I am porn, oh, sorry, i didn't mean to touch your boob there..." - Liz (haha...we better be quite, the wal mart people are getting scared)

" Yah, i just love going on a spastic trip to Hobby Town and getting hot guys to tell us what a stick is..." - Me (LOL Liz- did that sound wrong to anyone eles?)

"No chestnuts for you cricket, not untill you grab fly from my hand" - a movie (inceditally i did catch a fly w/my bare hand so I GET CHESTNUTS CAUSE I AM A GOOD CRICKET!! WHAHOOO)

"I'm cold i can't get up"
"I'm impotent, i can't get up" - Me and Robert (haha, we were fighting over who would get up and look at the time. he won. that was damn funny.)

"If the two of them mated, the product would be the missing link!" - me (shari and i were discousing the children of different pairings of friends. a word to my wise friends- dont procreate, you children will be ugly)

"I'm gonna frown at you for 4 days!"
"Can you frown?" - me and ernst ( really don't think i can frown for an extended period of time....)

"My name is Gwen..and I am here to wash your vagina"

"Zip it up" - Me (a BACKPACK...James knoked it off
************* MOTGOMERY **********************

chastity blanket- (well...there was this blanket..oh nevermind)

ass and lemon smelling feet- (b.o. is the worst on long car rides! PUT YOUR FEET DOWN)

"Hi Joel, don't tell me love isn't true"
"hun...(5min. pause) OH!!!!!!)- Joel and me (see, Joel was explaining why i couldn't talk to him...soooo confusing)

The DT (I'm not going here-if u know, u know)

Vince the Hippo (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Vince got a little somthin' somthin')

Baronness
> These two belong together (haha Joel)
S&M Fariy

Pooka vs. Robin Goodfellow vs. Puck (celtic mythial figures + me and rob + Middsummer nighst dream = argument that is pointless)

Room Key Problems(and the giant magnetic force that we messed up our room keys w/was WHERE???)

TV troubles (i swear....we needed some sleep)

Tyrone, Tiger(or Tyrones sex toy, or Power Drill-take your pick) The Baroness, Pussy the Cat.- Nicknames. I vote we call robert Naughty Carots : )

The Friky-Frikin Cows (Vince wasn't the only one gettin a little somthin' somthin')

CJ and Bea -(ok, so the cows, vince, and CJ and Bea were all getting a little somthin' somthin')

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