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Laughter is Good for the Soul
Jesus
Loves You!
Cauliflower Carnage by wjbgrafx
Kittens, Cats & Capers~Humor with the Felines
Funny Things I Couldn't figure out What to do With?~
This is Confidence~One Cat & 15 German Shepherds
Fun & Games, Jukebox Gospel,Show Applets,etc
The Wrong E-mail Address~
A couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota decided to go to Florida for a few days to thaw out during particularly cold weather. Since both spouses worked, they had difficulty coordinating their schedules, so the decision was made to have the husband leave for Florida on a certain day, with the wife following him one day later. The man made it to Florida arriving at his hotel. Upon getting to his room, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife, back in Minneapolis an email. However, he left off one letter in typing his wife's e-mail address and sent the email off without realizing his error. In another part of the country, a widow had just returned from the funeral of her husband, a Methodist pastor of many years, who had been called to glory just a few days earlier. She decided to check her email because she was expecting to hear from her husband's relatives and friends. Upon reading the first email, she let out a loud scream, fainted and fell to the floor. The woman's son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor. He glanced up at the computer screen and saw the following email message:
To My Loving Wife, I've just been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival here tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Your Devoted Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here..
Calling The Manager
A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said, "You rest here while I register. I'll be back within an hour."
The wife lies down on the bed. Just then, an elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed.Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more.Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor. Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up. The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true."Look, lie here on the bed. You'll be thrown right to the floor!" So he lies down next to the wife. Just then the husband walks in."What," he says, "are you doing here?" The manager replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
The Prince & The Pillow
One day, a young girl is walking through a park when she hears a faint, "Help me, help me".
She looks around and follows the quiet voice to a bush near the path.Looking under the bush she spies a little green frog trapped under a log. The girl moves the log and picks up the frog.
"Oh, thank you, thank you" says the frog, "Take me home and put me on your pillow and in the morning I'll be a handsome Prince."
So the girl takes the frog home and puts him on the pillow and there in the morning is a handsome prince.You don't believe that?
Neither did her mother!
The River
A Preacher was completing a temperance Sermon and with Great expression he said,"And if I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and Throw it all in the River. With even Greater Emphasis he said; "And if I had All the Wine in the World, I'd take it and throw it All in the River."
And Finally he said; "And if I had All the Whiskey in the World, I'd throw All of it in the River." Then he sat down.The Song Leader then stood very cautiously, and announced with a smile~
"For our Closing Song, let us Sing Hymn # 365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
In The Beginning.
God created the heavens and the earth.
Quickly, God was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. God was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the cease and desist order for the earthly part. Then God said, "Let there be light!" Immediately, the officials demanded to know how the light would be made. Would there be strip mining? What about thermal pollution? God explained that the light would come from a large ball of fire.God was granted provisional permission to make light, assuming that no smoke would result from the ball of fire, and that he would obtain a building permit and to conserve energy, He would have the light out half the time. God agreed and offered to call the light "Day" and the darkness "Night". The officials replied that they were not interested in semantics. God said, "Let the earth put forth vegetation, plant yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit." The EPA agreed, so long as only native seed was used. Then God said, "Let the waters bring forth swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth." The officials pointed out that this would require approval from the Department of Game coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation and the Audobon Society. Everything was okay until God said the project would be completed in six days. The officials said it would take at least two hundred days to review the applications and the impact statement. After that there would be a public hearing. Then there would be ten to twelve months before......
At this point God created Hell......
Acts 2:38
There was this fine Christian lady, just getting home from her Church meeting, and came upon a robber in her home. She yelled at him "Acts 2:38 then called the police, When the cops arrived the guy was leaning up against the wall with his hands above his head. The cops asked him what made him hold that posisition until they arrived.? He said he wasn't going to move, and they wouldn't either if a woman called out that she had an Ax and 2- 38's.
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