The Fright Before Christmas
Episode #30
Transcripted by Dennis Dunjinman
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Prologue
Fade into a scene of a winter
wonderland. Snowflakes fall. There is a happy snowman with a top hat on, a
broom is behind it. A small white bear is seen standing, waving and wearing a
Santa suit. A small cottage is seen in the background with smoke coming from
the chimney.
Scene pans left continuously to
reveal more holiday spirit. A lamppost with a green bow tied around it has two
carolers in front of it, one a woman with a large pink dress and bonnet and the
other a man with a blue suit, both holding books. A white needled conifer with
green ornaments is seen. A wooden fence is in the back. A smiling pink bunny is
seen with a Santa hat and a red and green scarf. Oh, the ultra-jolly humanity.
Zoom out super-fast to reveal that
all that tooth-rotting goodness was a billboard next to a parking lot. A large
building reads “Amity Park Mall” on the sign; it’s decorated with a reef and many
conifers. There are no open parking spaces in the lot.
Cut to a closer look of the Amity
Park Mall entrance, decked in Christmas decoration. A man in a Santa suit is
ringing a bell. A fat red-haired girl in lavender snow-clothes approaches the
mall. Star in her red outfit comes behind her. A mother is bringing her boy
with her. Three more girls that are Casper
High students come toward the entrance as well.
Fade to inside the mall. There is a
huge crowd of last-minute shoppers, many going about their business. Pan up to
reveal a larger, farther crowd of purple, and an entire second story flooded
with consumers. The store is decked with decorations, and one store on the left
reads “sale”.
Zoom in. Fade to Danny, Sam and
Tucker walking past a store named, rather conjecturally/self-referentially “The
Sports Store”. Tucker, in the back, is looking with disbelief at Sam, who is
cheery and is waving. Danny is looking rather cross with his hands in his
pockets and his back hunched, looking at the floor.
SAM: Merry Christmas!
As she says this, and angry mother
with red hair and a yellow jacket is holding a small blue box in one hand and
has her son in the other, a boy in red and green with a dopey white hat who is
throwing a tantrum. A miserable man with a bald scalp walks behind them,
carrying a red shopping bag.
SAM: Happy Holidays!
She opens her eyes when she says
this. The trio is now in front of a store named “House of Shoes.” A fairly apathetic
man with a square, black goatee and a green hat wearing a brown coat and cameos
with his hands in his pockets walks past.
Soon, a rabbi-looking man walks past
quickly. Sam turns her head to spread more cheer.
SAM: Happy Hanukah!
Cut to outside a store called “Candy Cane
Kingdom”, completely
decked with candy canes and ribbons. Mikey is
standing outside the store with his blue sweater, red and green scarf, and red
hat. Sam walks up to him, smiling and arms akimbo.
SAM: Merry Christmas, Mikey.
MIKEY: *You*?!
Close up on Mikey
in a light blue action background.
MIKEY: Are
being cheery?!
Cut to outside Candy Cane Kingdom, Sam seen from behind as Mikey hunches over.
MIKEY: IT’S A TRAP!
Mikey throws his arms up and turns around to run for it. Pan left to show the
mall exit, Mikey runs toward it.
MIKEY: *IT’S
A TRA-A-A-AP*!
Cut to Sam, her hands in her
pockets. Danny and Tucker walk up to her, Danny looking cross
and Tucker in disbelief.
SAM: What’s with him?
Sam’s eyes turn to Danny.
DANNY: What’s with *you*?
Danny’s eyes turn to Tucker, behind
him.
TUCKER: (chin
up and eyes closed) Aw, perk up,
Danny.
Close up on Tucker.
TUCKER: I know you’re in your annual holiday
funk, but this is the one time of year Sam *isn’t* instantly dour.
Cut to outside “House of Shoes” and
“Jewelry”. A typical African-American man walks past in a blue coat. Sam slides
in with both her hands down and pointing forward.
SAM: Have a kickin’
Kwanzaa!
The man stops and looks behind him.
Sam smiles nervously with her eyes wide.
Cut to Danny. Tucker leans in from
the right.
TUCKER: And the one time of the year--
Tucker takes his red beret off and
replaces it with an identical one with a mistletoe hanging from the top of it,
Danny looks up at it.
TUCKER: --I
can bust out the Foley mistletoe beret!
Zoom out. An attractive woman in a
red sweater, red boots and a white skirt is walking past holding a dog kennel.
She stops as Tucker talks.
TUCKER: Hey there, Miss.
Zoom in on the woman, looking with
annoyance. Tucker pops in from the right with the mistletoe on his beret
bouncing.
TUCKER: How about spreading a little Christmas
cheer?
Zoom in on Tucker, who closes his
eyes and puckers up. The red-haired dog in the kennel comes in from the left
and licks Tucker’s lips, suddenly closing an eye and raising his ears, opening
his mouth with a sound of disgust. Pan right to Tucker.
TUCKER: (no
longer puckering) Mmm. (opens his eyes and puts a finger to his chin) You had liver for
lunch.
Apart
from the fact that was relatively disgusting, dog food contains meat
by-products such as liver. By the way, dogs’ mouths are cleaner than humans due
to chemicals in their saliva. Who knew? So it’s not that icky to be kissed by a
dog.
Cut to Danny, standing unattended in
the middle of the mall with a tree on the side and shoppers everywhere. A blond
woman with light-blue clothes and a pink hat runs past with a stack of two
presents, Danny narrowly ducking aside with a grunt showing he is creeped out.
As that happens, a fat, black man with yellow earmuffs and an orange shirt
walks just behind him, Danny moving again to avoid him, uttering another moan.
Zoom in on Danny, looking behind
himself and his arm forward. He steps back suddenly as a woman in light purple
carrying two shopping bags walks past him without even caring what’s in front
of her, Danny moaning again with fright. But just as Danny is able to rest from
this encounter, an older black man with his own stack of presents walks past
behind him, grazing Danny and forcing him forward. He turns toward the
inattentive man with anger, growling. He growls again to turn back facing front.
Suddenly, he clenches his fists, closes his eyes, and crouches over.
Close up on Danny. His upper lip is
vibrating as he growls in irritation. He throws himself back on a light purple
action background, shouting with his arms in the air.
DANNY: *I HATE THE HOLIDAYS*!
Shouting
angrily to the sky, huh? Very euro-goth.
Cut to Tucker and Sam outside the Candy Cane
Kingdom.
SAM: I don’t get it! (lifts arms in questioning) How can
anybody hate this time of year?
Close up on Sam, she smiles.
SAM: I don’t even celebrate it and I love
it!
Zoom out. Tucker approaches Sam from
the right. He puts his hand around her neck, Sam’s head hunches over.
TUCKER: That’s right! You don’t know about (close
up) “The Fight”.
Cut to Sam.
SAM: “The Fight”?
Zoom out to show Sam from far away
and a close up of Tucker from behind. Tucker turns around looking sadly, Sam
turns slightly to observe what’s going on.
Cut to a pen of two reindeer with a
line of people nearby. A sign on the pen reads “Live Reindeer” and another sign
hanging in front of two crossed candy canes reads “Meet Santa!”, an arrow pointing to the left.
MADDIE: (offscreen)
Santa Claus is a--
Pan left to show a few children on
the steps of a large red stage where Santa sits on his throne. Two elves are
near watching the feud. Maddie is seen on the left, Jack on the right with a
Santa hat on.
MADDIE: (lifting
her arm) --ho-ho-hoax!
Cut to a light blue action
background. Jack pops up.
JACK: *Heretic*!
Cut to Santa looking rather helpless
and confused on the wooden, green throne with a banner behind him that has a
big “S” on it. Jack and Maddie both lean in, Maddie looking mad with her arms
akimbo, Jack looking down on her.
JACK: Santa’s real as real can be! (turns his head
around) Don’t listen to her, kids.
Cut to four children looking upon
the red stage, Jack walks up with his megaphone, his other arm on his hip in a
fist. A sign reads “Santa’s Workshop”.
JACK: Santa’s coming tonight in his sleigh
full of goodies!
Cut to five generic children on the
floor. They all exchange looks.
Cut to another light blue action
background. Jack pops up diagonally from the left, his arm raised and with his
megaphone.
JACK: Keep the ho-ho-hope alive!
Cut to Santa again. Maddie leans in
to stare at him evilly, Santa looks at her, dazed and confused.
MADDIE: Flying at *that* altitude? In the open? At *that* speed?
Maddie gets out a megaphone and
yells into it, causing Santa’s beard to fly from wind and shut his eyes.
MADDIE: He’d
pass out!
Cut to Maddie with the megaphone.
MADDIE: Or burn to a crisp from friction!
Cut to some children looking upon
this in confusion. Pan right as Maddie speaks past a tree to
Danny, Tucker and Sam, Danny with a huge red bag and his arms akimbo, looking
more cross.
MADDIE: It’s scientifically impossible!
Cut to Tucker and Sam, looking
blankly and blinking twice in unison.
DANNY: (offscreen)
If you need me,--
Pan out to reveal Danny, holding a
bag.
DANNY:
--I’ll be in the Ghost Zone--
Pan down to the bag, it’s a red bag
overflowing from Christmas-themed goodies from the generically named “The
Christmas Store”, including a Santa doll, a reef, and a string of multicolored
lights.
DANNY: --getting
rid of some frustration.
The scene zooms into the bag slowly
as it fades to the Ghost Zone, three purple doors floating up and down. Pan
right to show a white building on a rock island that resembles a city hall, two
stone lions on either side of the staircase. The top of the roof reads “GW”.
Three other purple doors are nearby. Zoom in.
Fade to a large, cylindrical
library. As a man speaks, two books float past in different directions, the
first a blue one with a ghost on the cover, the second a dark purple with a
skull on the spine.
MAN: (offscreen) “Merry Christmas to all,--
Pan down to reveal the floor. A man
with a long, purple coat and black hair is typing on a half-circle with four
keyboards, facing the library door. As the paper in front of him sprouts out,
two more books fly past in unison, a magenta one and a blue one.
MAN: --and
to all a good--
Cut to a close up of the paper. On
it reads “mas” “all” and the paper sprouts to reveal the word “fright”. The
typewriter dings.
MAN: --fright.”
Cut to the man’s green eyes looking
over the paper, hidden behind his glasses and in between his two pale, pointed
ears.
MAN: Ooh, (lowers eyebrows) oh that’s good.
Cut to the man, ripping the page off
the keyboard and turning around in joy, holding the page proudly in the air.
MAN: And it’s *done*!
He holds the page in both his hands
and skims over it.
MAN: My
first Christmas poem (lowers eyebrows)
ever. (hugs the
page to his chest) *Complete*!
Cut to a red and purple book on the
table. There is a stack of pages on one side, and the other side is lying
disconnected next to it. The man’s arms carefully place the page on the second
book cover.
By
the way, while the text on said page is legible, the low-definition TurboNick disallows Dennis to read it. If you wish to read
the text for her, please add here what it says. Thanks.
Skyechan the editor here. The aforementioned text
reads…as complete nonsense:
“Anm and kaj sddak
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THE
END”
…Or
something to the extent of that nonsense. I’ve most likely gotten several of
the letters wrong since even in my version it’s also hard to read, but you get
the picture. It’s just gibberish, nothing more.
The book with all the pages
magically floats to close on the last page, reading The Fright Before Christmas on the cover in purple letters, with
some green decoration below it. Three ghostly pink bands of energy bind the
book.
Cut to the man, lifting the book
with the cover out and hugging it, with joy and accomplishment.
Cut to the realms of the Ghost Zone.
Four purple doors are on screen. A small Santa doll floats into the scene.
DANNY: (offscreen)
You better watch out!
An ecto-blast suddenly fries the
doll and blasts it to tiny clouds of green dust.
Cut to Danny Phantom with his big
red shopping bag of Christmas goodies, looking angry at it.
DANNY: You better not cry!
He takes another toy out of the bag,
tossing it offscreen.
Cut to the purple glass ornament,
floating up among the four doors. Another ecto-blast shatters it to small,
purple shards.
Cut to Danny. He lets go of his bag
letting it float next to him.
DANNY: (leaning
to the right with his hands flat and down) Santa! (turns in the same pose to the left) No
Santa!
Danny turns to the right once more,
this time his hands are still flat and vertical but higher and one of his eyes
is half-closed.
DANNY: Santa!
(turns to the
left once more and stares off, looking confused) No Santa!
Cut to a farther shot of Danny. He
lunges to grab the bag of goodies with both hands.
DANNY: *Every year*!
He tosses the bag up, panning right
as a stream of Christmas-themed goodies fly out, including stockings,
ornaments, wires of lights, gingerbread, the works.
Cut to Danny, his eyes closed, his
arms raised behind him blazing with ectoplasmic energy.
DANNY: *And I’ve had it*!
He spins around and shoots several
shots of ecto-blasts, panning right and blazing offscreen.
Cut to a reef, a gingerbread cookie,
and a tin soldier floating into place. They all get blasted to bits in
succession by three blasts. Pan right. A toy reindeer, a candy cane and a large
fruit cake that says “Fruit Cake” on the label float in place. They also get
blasted to bits with three more green plasma rays.
Aw,
Danny, you could’ve eaten that candy! The sugar would help. Plus, there’s a
fruit cake we’re sure a certain Fruit Loop would enjoy. Why blast it to bits?
It’s a waste of toys.
Cut to outside the white building, a
stone lion staring intently with red eyes as a tiny elf doll floating toward
it. Pan right to the entrance.
The man comes out of the door with
his eyes closed and smiling, his book being held high in triumph. Pan left as
he walks forward and toward the camera. Suddenly, the elf doll floats and lands
on it. A stray ecto-blast blows the doll to bits and tears the book to tiny
paper shreds. The man looks in shock at his empty hands as paper rains down on
him.
Cut to an aerial shot of the man.
Paper rains down on him, he looks down, stunned.
DANNY: (offscreen)
*Oops*!
He floats up and is seen from
behind. The man looks up at him angrily.
DANNY: Sorry,
man!
Cut to Danny, floating, looking
down.
DANNY: It was a (lifts his hands with regret) total accident!
Watch
where you’re aiming those things, Danny! You could hurt somebody. Not that you
care, really. At least the Ghostwriter wasn’t injured.
Cut to a small pile of paper shreds,
a ghostly blue steam smoking from it. The man’s hand thrusts into the pile and
holds a handful of the shreds
MAN: “Oops”?
Cut to the man. He lifts his fist of
shreds as paper rains down; he looks at the fist with fury.
MAN: “*Oops*”?!
Cut to a close up. The man looks up.
MAN: Do you
know have any idea what you’ve done?!
Cut to Danny, leaning straight with
his hands at his sides. He is floating among the purple doors.
DANNY: Well, not really, uh, (lifts his left arm and points to the right,
then the left) hence the “accident” part.
Cut to the man, his hands up and
shaking with rage, paper raining down.
MAN: You destroyed my greatest work!
Close up on the man.
MAN: And that was my only copy!
Most
DPOF writers would feel the same way, only with them it’s the Ghosts of Bad
Computer Functioning causing their hard drive/storage space to crash and lose
their files. Danny now is in the role of “Ghost of Bad Bookkeeping”, because he
burned it.
Zoom out. The man blinks as a
non-blasted page falls in front of him, he looks at it
until Danny’s white-gloved hand grabs it from offscreen.
Cut to Danny, the page in his hand.
He reads it.
DANNY: “The Fright Before
Christmas”? (looks
up) I destroyed a Christmas poem? (his head pops up with delight) *AWESOME*!
Cut to a purple action background. A
close up of the man’s face is seen.
MAN: *WHAT*?!
Cut to a side view of the man just
next to the steps. A lion statue is in the background, the whole building has a
purple aura. Danny floats up to the man, pointing a finger and holding the page
in a bundle in the other.
DANNY: Dude, I am *sick* of Christmas!
Danny’s pointed finger turns into a
fist with his thumb pointing at himself.
DANNY: I came to the Ghost Zone to get away
from it!
Cut to Danny among the Ghost Zone
doors, pointing at himself with his thumb, bent over.
DANNY: I might not have meant to destroy (straightens up a bit and holds up the page
bundle) your stupid book,--
He points with his free hand, then
straightens up and smiles while his hand glows green with energy, crumbling the
last page to shreds.
DANNY: --but
that doesn’t mean I’m not okay with it.
The paper shreds fall out as Danny
opens his hand.
Close up on the man.
MAN: Scornful child!
Zoom out, the man raises his hand
erect and points a finger.
MAN: Scrooge-like
urchin!
Cut to an aerial shot of the
building. Danny is floating, seen from behind and looking down upon the man.
The man himself crouches down and jumps up, the scene panning to the roof of
the building as the man stands with a thicker, white aura, his hands out, his
chin up, eyes closed, scarf blowing.
Cut to the face of the man. He opens
his closed eyes, they blaze a solid red.
Cut to a full shot of the man near
the orange rotunda part of the roof. His white aura vanishes as he spins around
in a purple whirlwind, many beams of white light emanate from it.
Cut to a close aerial shot Danny’s
face, he is looking up, his hair being blown back.
DANNY: Aaaand, (zoom out to reveal all of Danny) you
are…?
Cut back to the purple whirlwind
with the beams of light. It begins to explode with stray bits of purple energy.
The storm clears to reveal a donut-shaped cloud of pink-purple smoke around the
man, who is spinning with his hands outstretched. As he spins, the donut of
smoke turns into a circular keyboard with eight sections of keys and eight
separate screens. When the formation of the keyboard is complete, he stops
spinning but his scarf still blows.
Cut to the face of the man.
GHOSTWRITER: (zooming
out and rotating the shot) The
Ghostwriter!
Cut to the Ghostwriter’s keyboard.
It is see-through, but all the keys are purple and marked with white letters.
His flat palm hovers across the keyboard.
GHOSTWRITER: Every word I type on this keyboard (scene pans right as he motions it, off of
the letters and onto the number pad) becomes real!
Cut to the Ghostwriter, his face
seen from behind in the foreground, Danny floating from a distance, looking on
with sudden worry.
GHOSTWRITER: And since you destroyed my Christmas
poem…
Cut to the Ghostwriter in a
light-blue action background, smiling with revenge and his scarf blowing.
GHOSTWRITER: You shall become (zoom in on his face) my *new* Christmas poem!
Cut to the Ghostwriter in the center
of his keyboard. His arms lean forward on the board with no screen in front.
The keyboard glows with energy. Pan down-left where a beam of surging pink
ecto-energy reaches Danny. He cries out in pain as his body turns purple with
the thick aura of ghostly energy, his hair frazzled. Suddenly, his body has
pink energy flowing down it in small ripples, the aura of excess energy
becoming transparent; his pink silhouette fades away and disappears.
Cut to the Ghostwriter, he beings to
type swiftly on one keyboard, then turns to face back typing on a couple more,
then moves back to a keyboard in the front, facing the right, laughing
manically the whole time but his mouth doesn’t move.
Cut to the Ghost Zone. A ring of
pink ghostly energy expands out of nowhere, and with a flash of light a new
red-and-green book with a pink aura emerges, The Fright Before
Christmas 2.
GHOSTWRITER: (offscreen)
On the day before Christmas (zoom in on the book) in Amity
Park,
Fade in to the mall again. Danny
Fenton, Tucker and Sam are present. Sam is smiling with her eyes closed, Tucker
is also smiling as well, and Danny has his hands in
his coat pockets looking rather miserable.
GHOSTWRITER: Almost all there were cheery,--
Danny looks up, his eyes looking
above and behind him.
GHOSTWRITER:
--yet one soul--
Danny’s eyes roll the other way,
facing above and to the front.
GHOSTWRITER:
--was dark.
Danny’s eyes go back in the center.
Tucker and Sam walk off.
DANNY: Hey, that voice! (looks up) It’s that ghost! (puts his head back
down) Whose book I destroyed!
Cut to Danny.
DANNY: Wait,--
Zoom out, Danny looks down, his
hands are out at his sides, he is within a red frame decorated by green leaves
and purple skulls. The text below reads “On the day before Christmas in Amity Park”,
the O within a red box.
DANNY: --I’m
trapped in his poem?
Close up on Danny, he looks straight
and annoyed.
DANNY: Now I’m really annoyed!
The screen fades to black.
OPENING THEME HERE
(Possible cut to commercial)
--
PART ONE
Title Screen is shown. Depicted is the Ghostwriter,
eyes red and with an evil grin on his face, dressed in a Santa outfit carrying
a sack of evil toys such as dolls and nutcrackers. Buried within the menacing
toys is a distressed Danny Phantom attempting to escape from their clutches. The
caption in the bottom left reads, "HO-HO-HORROR!"
Fade in. We see the Ghostwriter’s
building, and the Ghostwriter himself is seen near it typing on his circular
keyboard, one screen is missing to show that he is present. Zoom in.
Fade to the Ghostwriter. He is
looking down at his hands as they type back and forth on the keyboard, the
screen in the foreground. His scarf is blowing.
GHOSTWRITER: Danny Fenton hates Christmas.
Cut to a drawing of Danny within a
book, depicting a rosy-cheeked interpretation of an irate Danny, with a
cheerful Tucker on the right and a cheerful Sam on the left. The scene is
rimmed with red-and-white, with purple skulls and green mistletoe leaves on the
corners. Text appears as the Ghostwriter speaks, the
capital “H” within a red square.
GHOSTWRITER: He hates it a lot.
Zoom in on the image; it morphs into
live-action. Danny, Tucker and Sam are walking past unmarked stores.
GHOSTWRITER: Which is why I I’ve inserted the boy
in this plot. He’ll go--
Danny stops and looks up in
surprise, his arms out of his pockets now.
GHOSTWRITER: --through this tale--
Pan up to show the windowed ceiling
of the mall, a form of the Ghostwriter’s face and flattened palms are looking
down upon it.
GHOSTWRITER:
--till the story is ended.
Ghostwriter dissipates into a plume
of purple smoke. Cut to the floor of the mall, Tucker and Sam are walking
without a care, Danny walks onscreen pointing a finger
at the ceiling.
DANNY: But you can’t *make* me rhyme!
A man in a green coat walks to Sam’s
left, Sam turns and waves to him. Danny looks to Sam with his index finger out.
SAM: Hope your New Year is (turns to the right waving as the man walks offscreen)
splendid!
Dennis
Dunjinman’s good at transcripts,
She
types a whole lot,
Which is why she’s volunteered
To jot down this plot.
She’ll
go through this transcript
Till
the story is finished,
But
she cannot tarry,
Her
time is diminished!
Note
to reader: Don’t expect too many rhymes;
Dennis
has an inability to write in poetry.
But
there might still be a few in the comments,
If
she finds inspiration, you’ll get lucky.
(Hey,
that rhymes! It’s not great, but it works).
Cut to an angry-looking Danny. He slaps
himself in the face with all five of his fingers open, and peels it off,
stretching his eyes and cheeks. He looks up as Ghostwriter starts talking.
GHOSTWRITER: (voiceover) You will be
quite surprised--
Cut to an aerial shot of the mall,
Danny is far behind Tucker and Sam on the first floor. Many other shoppers crowd around, a store is visible labeled “Pottery
Shed”, and a tree is also visible. Two women are on the second floor, the plump
woman in purple looking down upon the mall and the one in bright turquoise
walking off. The shoppers go about their business.
GHOSTWRITER: --what I can and can’t do.
Cut to Danny, walking while his head
looks up and in the opposite direction, irked at Ghostwriter. In the store
window is a mirror and a model with a necklace on it.
GHOSTWRITER: But I’ll leave you--
Ghostwriter’s face appears in the
mirror in a purple haze with a thick aura, Danny turns
to look in it.
GHOSTWRITER: --your freedom,--
Danny turns to face the mirror
directly, staring into it.
GHOSTWRITER:
--so I can teach you:
Cut to a closer shot of Ghostwriter
in the mirror.
GHOSTWRITER: When you lash out at others, (face leans forward in the mirror) there’s
enmity earned.
Cut to Danny. Background shoppers
are going about their business.
GHOSTWRITER: You’re *stuck* in this poem--
Danny raises his eyebrow. Cut to
Danny looking at the mirror, Ghostwriter’s face is still in it.
GHOSTWRITER:
--till your lesson is learned.
Danny starts to look with regret as
the mirror gets clouded with purple and swirls. Soon, it resumes to be a normal mirror, reflecting Danny’s face.
Cut to the mirror. Danny’s
reflection sighs. The reflections’ eyes turn left when he hears someone.
TUCKER: (offscreen) Who’re you talking to, Danny?
Cut to the mall, Sam and Tucker walk
up.
GHOSTWRITER: (voiceover) Said Tucker, confused.
Cut to Danny, with Sam and Tucker in
the foreground.
DANNY: Some annoying
Ghostwriter.
Danny points his thumb behind his
shoulder.
Zoom out to show the whole hallway
of shoppers Danny is standing in front of Jewelry, next to Pottery Shed. He
opens his arms to show scope.
DANNY: We’re all being used!
Cut to Danny, his arms still out.
DANNY: I blew up his story--
Danny puts down his arms and looks
up angrily.
GHOSTWRITER: No hint of remorse.
Cut to the trio. Sam and Tucker are
off on the left looking at Danny in disbelief with their hands in their coat
pockets, Danny is hunched over with his arms at his sides, hands out.
DANNY: --now he’s writing a new one,--
Danny leans forward and raises his
arms out, Tucker and Sam lean backwards away from Danny.
DANNY: --we’re
trapped in (lowers his arms, they are
still out) by force!
Is
this a fourth-wall breakage? ‘Cause usually characters in stories are not
conscious of being in the story. What if you fan authors out there wrote a
story where you conversed with Danny regularly, and I don’t mean in OC form.
Ah,
no real breakage here actually. Ghostwriter let Danny keep his freedom,
remember? So Ghostwriter wants Danny to be aware of it.
Cut to Tucker and Sam, blinking
their eyes in doubt.
GHOSTWRITER: (voiceover)
But Tucker and Sam merely shrugged in confusion,--
Tucker and Sam exchange looks.
GHOSTWRITER:
--completely convinced of my--
Sam takes her left arm out of her
pocket and points it to her head, twirling it in a gesture of Danny being crazy.
GHOSTWRITER:
--ghostly illusion.
Cut to Danny. He lowers his eyebrows
in frustration. Then he turns around
and walks off.
Cut to Danny walking to the right
and toward the camera, Tucker and Sam closely follow behind.
SAM: Has he always been moody--
The scene starts panning right as
Danny, Tucker and Sam get closer.
SAM: --and
glum in December?
Cut to Tucker and Sam.
TUCKER: A big, *whiny* Scrooge,--
Zoom in on Tucker.
TUCKER: --long
as I can remember.
Tucker,
Sam, that’s the Ember rhyme. I guess it was appropriate because the holidays
are in December, but still, it’s Ember.
Fade into a flashback. It’s a lot of
Christmas trees, with a large white banner that reads “Christmas Trees” in red
letters, Christmas in underlined and there’s a tree shape in between. The
banner is held up but red and white striped poles. A fat man in red and his son
in dark green are standing on the lot. Pan right to show two other families,
one a mother with two children, all in red, and the Fentons, Jack in a Santa
hat, Maddie with a ponytail, Jazz as a child in a red coat and Danny a baby in
a child seat.
TUCKER: (voiceover)
His very first Christmas,--
Zoom in on the Fentons,
close up on Danny, a bright, blue-eyed baby with a tuft of black hair in green,
sucking on a yellow pacifier.
TUCKER: --when
he was a baby, a bad first impression.
Zoom out to reveal a serious Jack
Fenton, with long black hair oh noes, a mullet, and
a Santa hat, holding up a green poster with the face of Santa on it. A
two-year-old Jasmine in a red jacket is off at his side, staring at her father
blankly, she might as well hide.
Hmm…
does that last paragraph rhyme?
The
TFBC curse might be upon me.
But
how could that happen,
How
could that be?
A
girl with little to no
Poetry
in her heart,
Whose
all brains and sci-fi,
Got a rhyming kick-start.
Cut to Maddie in her blue jumpsuit,
with long hair tied back fine, her face obscured by an identical poster, this
one with the red “Not” sign.
That
rhymed as well,
Though
it was rather strained,<